Stalinbot5000 Desires To Be Given Much Weaponry To Destroy Things!!!

[Oliver Clozoff]

Did Marxbot5000 have something against the spacebar or something?

 

[stonedfox]

I'm gonna leave this thread and let you boys play robots together.

 

[JammieDodger]

I'm gonna leave this thread and let you boys play robots together.

I once entered a blue peter competition (a children's tv program competition) to design a robot.. I went with the 'sex bot 4000', featuring intricate blueprints and much usage of a pink crayon.. some fucking kid won with some stupid fucking glorified vacuum cleaner.. mine did that and so so much more.. bloody got a fecking blue peter badge and all for it, little shit, I hate children..

..okay, so I made that all up, apart from the hating children bit..

 

[FORUM POLICE]

Stalinbot5000 wishes to do this becausestalinbot5000 isangrybecausestalinbot5000hasasmallrobotpenisthatembarrassesstalinbot5000!!! Stalinbot5000willawardthosewhohelpstalinbot5000withlotsofdeathforstalinbot5000isthreacherousandevil!!!! Doasstalinbot5000saysorstalinbot5000willbecomeevenangrierthanstalinbot5000iscurrently!!!!!

you should probably be banned.

 

[stalinbot5000]

Stalinbot5000Idonotlikethewayyouarerubbingyourhandstogetherlikeagreedyopportunisticcapitalist!CeaseorweshallsendyoutoSiberia!

STALINBOT5000ISNOTAFRAIDOFLENINBOT5000BECAUSESTALINBOT5000ISCAPABLEOFTYPINGINALLCAPSWHILELENINBOT5000ISNOTCAPABLEOFDOINGTHESAMEWHICHAMUSESSTALINBOT5000FORUNKNOWNREASONS!!!!

 

[breakwall]

Hey man, Kerouacbot says be cool.

 

[Plucky19]

You liiiike her, you want to daaaate her.

You think she's seeeeeexy

 

[stalinbot5000]

Hey man, Kerouacbot says be cool.

STALINBOT5000STEMPRETUREISOFNOCONCERNTOKEROUACBOTNORTOANYOTHERBEATNIKBOTSASWELLALLOTHERBOTSDEVOTEDTOTHEARTSFORTHEONLYTHEONLYTRUEARTISTBOTISSOVIETREALISMBOT8000WHOSTALINBOT5000ISCURRENTLYCONSIDERINGMURDERINGFORMAKINGSTALINBOT5000LOOKFATINARECENTPORTRAITOFSTALINBOT5000BYSOVIETREALISMBOT8000!!!!

 

[stonedfox]

Wow, this is like Battle Bots.

 

[stalinbot5000]

Wow, this is like Battle Bots.

STALINBOT5000ISOFFENDEDBYTHECONNECTIONSTONEDFOXMAKESBETWEENSTALINBOT5000ANDTHEDECADENTCAPITALISTBOTSOFSAIDAMERICANTELEVISIONSHOWOFTHERECENTPASTTHESTALINBOT5000BELIEVESTOHAVEBEENCRAP!!!!

 

[stonedfox]

I capitalism.

 

[breakwall]

Molotovbot2000 is gonna burn this thread to the ground.

 

[stalinbot5000]

I capitalism.

STALINBOT5000BELIEVESYOUARETAUNTINGSTALINBOT5000!!!! STALINBOT5000ISDISPLEASEDBYTHIS!!!!

 

[stonedfox]

oh, hey, I found this pic of your mom...

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/stonedfox7/hw-sony-aibo-robot.jpg

 

[stalinbot5000]

Molotovbot2000 is gonna burn this thread to the ground.

STALINBOT5000BELIEVESTHISTOBEALIE!!!STALINBOT5000MUSTNOWNOWINFORMYOUTHATYOUAREASUCKHEAD!!!STALINBOT5000HASNOQUALMSWITHTHISANALYSIS!!!!!




STALINBOT5000ISANGEREDBYTHEIMAGEOFAROBOTCAINETHATSTONEDFOXCLAIMSISSTALIBOT5000SDIRECTMATERNALANCESTOR!!!!STALINBOT5000SMOTHERWASASAINTANDTHUSACHRISTIANANDTHUSABEINGTOBEDESTROYEDINTHEWORLDREVOLUTION!!!!

 

[stalinbot5000]

Stalinbot5000wouldliketorenewstalinbot5000srequestforweaponrywithwhichtodestroythingswith!!!!!!!!!stailbot5000desirescapitulationfromcapitalistoppressersforthisactionwhichstalinbot5000wishestomakeacteduponwithstalinbot5000swill!!!!!!!

 

[restlessnights]

Stalinbot5000wouldliketorenewstalinbot5000srequestforweaponrywithwhichtodestroythingswith!!!!!!!!!stailbot5000desirescapitulationfromcapitalistoppressersforthisactionwhichstalinbot5000wishestomakeacteduponwithstalinbot5000swill!!!!!!!

Sure thing.

 

[stalinbot5000]

Sure thing.

STALINBOT5000ISNOTPLACATEDBYSIMPLEWORDS!!!!!!STALINBOT5000REQUIRESACTIONBEFORESTALINBOT5000ISSUFFICIENTLYPLACATED!!!!

 

[restlessnights]

STALINBOT5000ISNOTPLACATEDBYSIMPLEWORDS!!!!!!STALINBOT5000REQUIRESACTIONBEFORESTALINBOT5000ISSUFFICIENTLYPLACATED!!!!

Does stalinbot5000 know German?

 

[pointless]

Does stalinbot5000 know German?

he ran away. stop talking to him. he has to kill gypsy's now, okay? let a bot work.

 

[restlessnights]

he ran away. stop talking to him. he has to kill gypsy's now, okay? let a bot work.

You're a slave driver.

 

[pointless]

You're a slave driver.

i am in no way involved in that. i don't even know what you are talking about.

 

[restlessnights]

i am in no way involved in that. i don't even know what you are talking about.

Sure. Right.

 

[pointless]

Sure. Right.

you wanna fight about it?

 

[restlessnights]

you wanna fight about it?

I do, really. But first I have to go get laid and then finish my homework. I'll kick your ass tomorrow, though.