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[A_Jacks]

How many high school [or other] theaters have you been in that had a private place in which to wave mister happy while high school girls auditioned for parts in a musical?

Or did you tell them it was your baton?

 

[PacificBlue]

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[Never]

High School girls?
I thought you said they were all underage.

You know you need counciling, don't you?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah. Like that's the most unlikely erotic scenario you ever heard. AJ, you're killing me! LOL

 

[A_Jacks]

Post a story then!

 

[Mischka]

Geez, you're obsessed with this, Andra.

 

[A_Jacks]

That's my point...

Stories like that are child pornography and I don't write them, DCL does...

 

[Starfish]

Did you actually read the entire story??? You are so fucking off here, it's sick.

Get over this topic. It is becoming a nusance.

DCL is not a child pornographer. You are nuts if you think that his writing that infers sex with innocent children is okay.

What you fail to see AJ is that sexual experimentation exists for teenagers. That isn't PORN. That is LIFE.

I did it with a man of 22 when I was 17. Fuck you if you think he is a child molester. He was the only non related person who ever really loved me when I was growing up. He never persuaded it. I sought it. Is he sick? NO. I still love him.

Get on a new topic or
Fuck off.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Yeah. And I once used the word "red" in a story, so obviously I'm also a communist. LOL

Dude, you are SO not doing this for any noble reason. I beat your hiney in a battle of wits and you haven't stopped peeing in your pants about it yet. LOL

That kid who beat you in chess during the Physics Class Science Fair in 7th grade...you still ring his doorbell and run, don't you?

 

[A_Jacks]

I was the kid who won in chess.
I was the kid who was beat up by his father for being a chess fag.
I was the kid who joined the Marines.
I was the kid who became a man in the fighting arts.
I am the man who has a daughter.
I am the man who can take you.

 

[Starfish]

Fuck no you're not a Commie! You're WORSE!

You're a Colorist!
Chant dammit:
End Colorism NOW! End Colorism NOW! End Colorism NOW!

Next thing you know.... DCL will only talk to lavender!
Chant for crying out loud:
End Colorism NOW! End Colorism NOW! End Colorism NOW!

We'll all be on ignore but her!!
FUCKING CHANT!:
End Colorism NOW! End Colorism NOW! End Colorism NOW!

BASTARD! You'll have this site RUINED!

Will you just chant PEOPLE!

AJ, you need to get some groupies to cheer for you, because your show is dull.

 

[Silverlily]

I am the man who can take you.

You talk a good game, but it has always been my experience those that can, don't need to brag.

To paraphrase : Those that can, do. Those that can't, run their mouths.

 

[vlvtelvis]

there was a place like that in the rafters above our HS auditorium, but we were usualy too concerned with smoking dope to bother with being perverts

 

[A_Jacks]

Starfish

Then you had the power to get someone arrested. What did you use it for? What did you extort?

 

[A_Jacks]

Kitten Eyes.
I have submitted my credentials to Laurel and Manu.
I can back what I say.

 

[Starfish]

Re: Starfish

Then you had the power to get someone arrested. What did you use it for? What did you extort?

Love, you fucking fool.

Besides, you appearantly don't know the law that well either.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

AJ's Credentials

 

[Purple Haze]

That is way too funny, reminds me of pepper gum and mud soap.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I actually bought SeaMonkeys a while back! LOL What a rip.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'll bet they didn't actually play guitar and shit,

I waited for weeks for that throwing your voice thing, I got this cheesy whistle you were supposed to sneak into the roof of your mouth during your ventriloquist routine.

I'm still waiting for my X-ray specs, and that vibrating joy buzzer thingie.

 

[p_p_man]

a private place in which to wave mister happy while high school girls auditioned for parts in a musical?

Is this one of them innuendo things again?

 

[Quiet Smiles]

I'm still waiting for my X-ray specs, and that vibrating joy buzzer thingie.

Ohhh, I've got a vibrating joy buzzer thingie and believe me, it's worth the wait....




oops, did I say that outloud???

 

[Silverlily]

hollow threats hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I have submitted my credentials to Laurel and Manu.
I can back what I say.

Did you? How nice.

Heck, I should send my credentials in too, after all, I am Santa Claus. (Don't start bugging me for stuff, or you all get nothing.) I sometimes gig as the Tooth Fairy as well.


god, you are such a fruitloop...

 

[Gilly Bean]

I was the kid who won in chess.
I was the kid who was beat up by his father for being a chess fag.
I was the kid who joined the Marines.
I was the kid who became a man in the fighting arts.
I am the man who has a daughter.
I am the man who can take you.

Um.. how old ARE you? I mean, seriously, you sit here, and ask us questions pertaining to hs. Is it because you might still be IN high school? What story are you referring to of DLC's? If it is about high school age kids, that's not really what child pornography IS. Especially, since at this site, all stories are written involving the over 18 crowd. If an age is to low, the story won't go up. I really think that maybe you need to go find something else to vent your pent up sexual frustration on, because we don't really care to hear it.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Re: hollow threats hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did you? How nice.

Heck, I should send my credentials in too, after all, I am Santa Claus.B]

I was good this year, REALLLLLLLLLLLLY! I wanna be an ELF!!! OOO Can I? Puh-LEASE?