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perdita said:
You are on a fucking roll, Abba. I so want to ride on a bus with you. P. :kiss:
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We'll make fun of the old ladies.

Maybe thats why you see those guys with the big bellies and the 35 kids, that ain't all beer.
Stephen Hawking would have to calculate sperm counts.
 
perdita said:
No games for me. I'll just ask them to take off their shoes. If they wince, ta.

No time to waste,

Perdita
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It's even more efficient to just walk up to them and grab them between the legs. Or ask them to open their pants and show it.
 
"Sir, I'm a representative for PLAYGIRL magazine. Kindly remove your pants, I'll need to see your cock." :cool:
 
Svenskaflicka said:
"Sir, I'm a representative for PLAYGIRL magazine. Kindly remove your pants, I'll need to see your cock." :cool:
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Ok, here ya go! *drops pants* *svenska screams and runs away*
 
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SPUR-M
Increase Cum Volume by 500%

Up to 500% more volume - Cover her in it if you want
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Hmm, methinks this drug makes men bad at math.

Average ejaculation: @1 to 2 tablespoons
500% increase: 1 to 2 tablespoons x 5 = 5-10 tablespoons

Nope, can't bathe in 10 tablespoons. Not even a sponge bath.
 
Then comes the follow-up question: why would anyone WANT to be covered in sperm? It's messy, it smells, it tastes bad, and it stings if you get it into your eyes.
 
vella_ms said:
*gag*
do men really want to be able to 'bathe' women in their spunk?
whats the draw?
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I don't know about the bathing thing, but a man's emotional release during orgasm is intimately tied up with the physical sensation of ejaculation, so there's kind of an intuitive desire to push out a lot, and to shoot it as far and as hard as possible. The more intense the feeling of release, the more satisfying the orgasm.

It's a virility thing too. We want to show you how we feel by exploding like a flaming volcano, not dribbling out a few feeble spurts. Most men have had the experience of their third or fourth come of the night where there's not much semen left. It's nice, but it's a pale shadow of the glorious triumphal explosion of a fully-loaded orgasm where the stuff just fountains out of you.

It's that whole men-and-their-dicks things again. As usual.
 
dr_mabeuse said:
I don't know about the bathing thing, but a man's emotional release during orgasm is intimately tied up with the physical sensation of ejaculation, so there's kind of an intuitive desire to push out a lot, and to shoot it as far and as hard as possible. The more intense the feeling of release, the more satisfying the orgasm.

It's a virility thing too. We want to show you how we feel by exploding like a flaming volcano, not dribbling out a few feeble spurts. Most men have had the experience of their third or fourth come of the night where there's not much semen left. It's nice, but it's a pale shadow of the glorious triumphal explosion of a fully-loaded orgasm where the stuff just fountains out of you.

It's that whole men-and-their-dicks things again. As usual.
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As in this excerpt from Dear Betsy

To my astonishment (almost making me forget my supposed role as onanist) a great silvery stream of spunk erupted forth from my stand-in appendage, sailed in one long string over Georgie's head, across the width of the table and hit that communist Paine straight, smack, plumb between the eyes. Such was the erotic effect of the flying gout now pulsing in reducing streams covering Miss Lane's hair, face (left eye not central), her jiggling breasts and her skirts that I once again without so much as a thrust ejected another sacfull into her backside thus lending verisimilitude to our hoodwink.
 
gauchecritic said:
To my astonishment (almost making me forget my supposed role as onanist) a great silvery stream of spunk erupted forth from my stand-in appendage, sailed in one long string over Georgie's head, across the width of the table and hit that communist Paine straight, smack, plumb between the eyes. Such was the erotic effect of the flying gout now pulsing in reducing streams covering Miss Lane's hair, face (left eye not central), her jiggling breasts and her skirts that I once again without so much as a thrust ejected another sacfull into her backside thus lending verisimilitude to our hoodwink.
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Gaucho, great sci-fi.

Perdita :kiss:
 
SF//Then comes the follow-up question: why would anyone WANT to be covered in sperm? It's messy, it smells, it tastes bad, and it stings if you get it into your eyes//

and it gets you pregnant, besides!
 
I'd love to be covered in cum, it fells lovely on my skin, however I think the majority of that particular fantasy is the idea of several attractive men using me for their pleasure :devil: I don't think I want cum sprayed over me like water from a firehose!
 
Men and their dicks... it's like that neighbour I told you about, who woke me up to yell at me for invading his parking space territory with almost 50cms... I was tempted to ask him if he wanted to "go behind the house and have a peeing contest". :rolleyes:





(In Sweden an expression for how two men should settle their differences; instead of fighting over silly things, they should just compare dick sizes or see which one can pee the longest distance.)
 
www.slate.com

Bats and Balls
Why males grow bigger testicles and smaller brains.

By William Saletan
Updated Wednesday, Jan. 25, 2006, at 7:46 AM ET



Female promiscuity gives males big testes and small brains. In bat species noted for female monogamy, males have small testes and big brains; in bat species noted for female promiscuity, males have testicles five times as big, but with smaller brains. Testes in one species are 8.5 percent of the male's body weight.

Reason for big testicles: If a female is taking sperm from you and another guy, the best way to pass on your genes instead of his is to deliver more sperm. (This is why chimps have testicles "many times larger than those of gorillas.")

Reason for small brains: Male bats that spent their energy making sperm beat out the ones that spent their energy thinking.
 
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