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Thought I'd post this for amusement's sake. I get spam like this everyday and usually don't even open it but the 500% line intrigued me :rolleyes: . I presume Spur-M is the name of the drug.

I am curious though if any men here think seriously enough about this stuff (e.g., erections like steel, watch where your aiming, etc.) to spend the usually big bucks (for big fucks, ah ha ha ;) ).

Perhaps this type of advertising is on a par with women's cosmetics that promise to make one look younger within 10 days or those weird rubber paddles that can massage cellulite away :rolleyes: .

Curious and bemused,

Perdita

p.s. Don't PM me, I deleted the spam but I'm sure one can google Spur-M :p .
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SPUR-M
Increase Cum Volume by 500%

Longer orgasms - The longest most intense orgasms of your life
Rock hard erections - Erections like steel
Increased sexual desire - Enhanced libido
Ejaculate like a porn star - Stronger ejaculation (watch where your aiming)
Multiple orgasms - Cum again and again
Up to 500% more volume - Cover her in it if you want
Sweeter tasting sperm - Studies show it improves the flavor
 
it must be spam time, I just got this one in my email!

Are you jealous of cute porn stars with big dicks?

People judge your dick size by your shoes size.
With Penis Enlarge Patch you don’t have to wear
bigger shoes to make women think you have a huge dick!

Not sure what it's for as I'm not going to click the link to find out :eek:
 
English Lady said:
With Penis Enlarge Patch you don’t have to wear bigger shoes to make women think you have a huge dick!
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Ah, so men stuff big shoes the way women stuff bras? Good to know.

Perdita :rolleyes:
 
SPUR-M
Increase Cum Volume by 500%

Longer orgasms - The longest most intense orgasms of your life
Rock hard erections - Erections like steel
Increased sexual desire - Enhanced libido
Ejaculate like a porn star - Stronger ejaculation (watch where your aiming)
Multiple orgasms - Cum again and again
Up to 500% more volume - Cover her in it if you want
Sweeter tasting sperm - Studies show it improves the flavor
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*gag*
do men really want to be able to 'bathe' women in their spunk?
whats the draw?
 
perdita said:
Ah, so men stuff big shoes the way women stuff bras? Good to know.

Perdita :rolleyes:
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The truth comes out. Now women will conveniently drop pens or forks to bend down and press the toe of men's shoes to see if they are worth the time. ;)
 
ABSTRUSE said:
The truth comes out. Now women will conveniently drop pens or forks to bend down and press the toe of men's shoes to see if they are worth the time. ;)
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No games for me. I'll just ask them to take off their shoes. If they wince, ta.

No time to waste,

Perdita
 
perdita said:
No games for me. I'll just ask them to take off their shoes. If they wince, ta.

No time to waste,

Perdita
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That's what I admire about you, that take no shit attitude. :rose:

You're the lady I would want to sit next to on the bus. :)
 
I can't help but wonder, if you take that stuff will you get more money donating sperm by the half gallon?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
What size bra do you take? :p
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Won't give you the size but I've started wearing Spanx's Bra-llelujah. The most comfortable bra on the planet. After I tried the first I bought two more. Actually flattens me out a bit but I don't care.

Perdita
 
ABSTRUSE said:
I can't help but wonder, if you take that stuff will you get more money donating sperm by the half gallon?
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Brilliant question. The drug co. should use that angle and advertise in college newspapers.

Perdita
 
perdita said:
Won't give you the size but I've started wearing Spanx's Bra-llelujah. The most comfortable bra on the planet. After I tried the first I bought two more. Actually flattens me out a bit but I don't care.

Perdita
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this thread is chock full of tips...*snicker* tips..

I think one of the gents here should order some Spur-m and tell us if it works. Then again I would feel terrible if they were wanking and accidently shot an eye out.
I wonder if it makes their balls huge like grapefruits?
 
ABSTRUSE said:
this thread is chock full of tips...*snicker* tips..

I think one of the gents here should order some Spur-m and tell us if it works. Then again I would feel terrible if they were wanking and accidently shot an eye out.
I wonder if it makes their balls huge like grapefruits?
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Oh man, I think I'm going to throw up from laughing so hard.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Seriously, that 500% volume has to go somewhere?
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You are on a fucking roll, Abba. I so want to ride on a bus with you. P. :kiss:
 
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