Spotlight On Narcissistic Bitches: Dolf

[dolf]

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[SuprSalor]

You forgot the dolf option. I refuse to participate in this poll.

 

[DesEsseintes]

This mirror ain't big enough for the both of us, Dolf.

But I'll still vote for you, with my eyes closed, wishing you were me.

 

[unregistered]

 

[DesEsseintes]

I voted for Dolf #4. Might as well get on board with the poll results never lining up...Garnategate all over again. Oh, I probably shouldn't bring up others in your thread, right.

Let's all drink to Dolf. Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

I hear Dolf 5 is the hottest. And Dolf 3 has multiple personality issues.

 

[Mr Noone]

I closed my eyes and just poked the screen.

I got dolf.

 

[pete]

sometimes.she's an irascible cunt, but i don't hold that against her.

after all, she's english. the poor dear.

 

[colddiesel]

Unfair to the green and turquoise minority Dolfs. Blatant Spectrism.

 

[richard_daily]

I hit it.







right in the kisser.

 

[ZiggyTheHutt]

Dolf #4 is inherently better than all the others.

Some prefer "Classic Dolf", which is just a rehash of Dolf #1 after New Dolf proved less popular than the original, but they really made an improvement when they switched to Dolf #4. All the Dolfs since then are just imitating that Dolf, and while I give them kudos for having good taste, they are but amateurs attempting to replicate something beyond their ken.

 

[rimmy]

This is the perfect season for this poll.

Did you know that Rudolf is a contraction of Rude Dolf?

 

[Pookie]

I voted for the first dolf because I hate sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, etc.

 

[Pookie]

This is the perfect season for this poll.

Did you know that Rudolf is a contraction of Rude Dolf?

Her nose is red a lot too. Just sayin.

 

[rimmy]

Her nose is red a lot too. Just sayin.

Probably from all the boozin'

 

[Comshaw]

Feed your ego! Feed it!

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Comshaw

 

[pink]

I closed my eyes and just poked the screen.

I got dolf.

You poked Dolf. How nice. woo hoooo

 

[1HF]

I voted for all of the dolfs.

I don't know how you all could vote for just one of them. Clearly you aren't as stalkerly obsessed with dolf as I am.

 

[lemonbread]

I hear Dolf 5 is the hottest. And Dolf 3 has multiple personality issues.

I like multiple personality issues, it keeps things interesting. So I voted Dolf #3.

 

[richard_daily]

I voted for all of the dolfs.

I don't know how you all could vote for just one of them. Clearly you aren't as stalkerly obsessed with dolf as I am.

I didn't vote for teh 2nd of 7th one... because, reasons.

 

[rimmy]

I didn't vote for teh 2nd of 7th one... because, reasons.

And I'm sure those reasons are totally valid.

We all know dolf has issues.

 

[1HF]

I didn't vote for teh 2nd of 7th one... because, reasons.

Spill. What's wrong with those ones? I need in on the juicy gossip.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I voted for Dolf #4. Might as well get on board with the poll results never lining up...Garnategate all over again. Oh, I probably shouldn't bring up others in your thread, right.

Let's all drink to Dolf. Every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Ewww....the one with frizzy hair and all those split ends?

No
Thank
You.

I'll go with Lucky #7 Dolf.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I didn't vote for teh 2nd of 7th one... because, reasons.

#7's okay, that's just a cold sore.

 

[neci]

I voted for the first dolf because I hate sloppy seconds, thirds, fourths, etc.

i voted for the last one, because i like really nasty dolf.

 

[Brollyanna]

This thread should be moved to the Political Board AT ONCE!