Spotlight on: John Engelman

[rockcasbah]

As a long time lurker, I know there would be Spotlight threads on posters from time to time to see if they pass GB Quality Standards.

So, let’s get to know John.

John prefers Oriental women because they have more estrogen than the other races and are therefore more feminine.

( disclosure: i do like the naturally hairless ones myself, a division of parent company Time Warner)

Spotlight on John Engelman.

 

[QueequegsHead]

Don't you have any hobbies to occupy your time?

 

[rockcasbah]

Do you have any hobbies to occupy your time?

“In his spare time, John Engelman follows the local electronic dance music scene and enjoys hiking, golf and geocaching.”

 

[QueequegsHead]

Oh, so you're claiming to be the puppet master...

I'm not buying it.

 

[rockcasbah]

Oh, so you're claiming to be the puppet master...

I'm not buying it.

Are you White Knighting for John Engelman AND Butters?

That’s an odd couple for you to be yearning for.

Do you consider yourself a “confirmed bachelor”…. A “man’s man”?

 

[QueequegsHead]

Nope. Just wondering how far up your anus the assholiness goes.

I'm thinking all the way to the brain...

 

[lovecraft68]

John sounds fascinating. When will the biopic be released?

 

[rockcasbah]

John sounds fascinating. When will the biopic be released?

I think he’s looking for writers now to flesh out his vision/s.

 

[lovecraft68]

Literotica is full of writers, I think you should take John's story over to the Story Ideas forum and recruit some of the talent there.

 

[mayfly13]

Is he renard-ruse's alt?

 

[rockcasbah]

Is he renard-ruse's alt?

I think he’s an actual person.

If you read and follow what he has posted on Lit….and follow the trail outside Lit….see for yourself.

 

[JohnEngelman]

“In his spare time, John Engelman follows the local electronic dance music scene and enjoys hiking, golf and geocaching.”

I prefer classical music. I read lots of books. I do not play golf. What is geocaching?