Split Personalities....

[HeavyStick]

Know of any?

People joke about Chilled Vodka and Yayati.

Why be two faced by having more than one login? It's weak and childish.

 

[littlekateyes]

Nope, I have one.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

There's bound to be a few on any forum. There's always a few suspects.

 

[Awesome]

Yeah well,Tess and me just couldn't get along in the same login ANYMORE.



*Whispers*
She's such a control freak.

 

[Guest]

Split me!

 

[cybergirly]

I have a split personality.
I'd tell you who the other half was, but she won't let me.

 

[fgarvb1]

Login my ass!

I was married to one. Scary...Very scary.

At least that what i call it.

This was my third wife.

I remember one time i was setting in our livingroom with her son when she walked through and went into the kitchen to get a glass of coke. She was smiling and laughing, talking to us.

We heard her get a glass out of the cupboard, open the fridge and pour herself some coke.

She walked back through the livingroom almost foaming at the mouth, cursing and threating us both.

Her son turns to me and asks (he was about twelve)****** what the hell is wrong with her?

All i could was *****, man she is your mother you have been around here all your life, you know what's wrong with her.

I'll put it like this, This sort of stuff happened often enough so that i let her go to sleep before i did every night!

In one year of marriage to this woman i developed ulcers!

 

[Eumenides]

Why have two when you can have SOOO many?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I've got one. I don't think of it so much as trolling as I do putting up another "entity" just for the sole amusement of everyone on the board.

Beyond some minor harassment on DCL, which I quit when he got irritated--I should say when I noticed he was irritated--I never do anything negative with Gawd.

He's not my "alter-ego" he's just a mask I sometimes put on to entertain the troops. I've had another in the past, but I forgot the password.

Not every instance of dual personalities is necessarily bad.

 

[sexy-girl]

i have a split personality when lisa hijacks my login

 

[sexy-girl]

i always kinda knew gawd was a woman

 

[Guest]

 

[Cheyenne]

He's not my "alter-ego" he's just a mask I sometimes put on to entertain the troops. I've had another in the past, but I forgot the password.

That was for me, wasn't it?

 

[HeavyStick]

Why have two when you can have SOOO many?

hehe.... can I have 'em all?

 

[Guest]

 

[curious2c]

The voices in my head are telling my to keep quiet on this one. sorry.

 

[HeavyStick]

I wiish someone would PM me Hanns, and chesterschic and yoyos real IDs, Then I would know to stay away from those too. I dont cre for thei alter egos, so id stay away form their real Ids too.

I think you have nothing to worry about, outside of the internet they are holed up somewhere cut off from society, they need some social interaction and time with people who express themselves off of a bulletin board.

 

[Eumenides]

hehe.... can I have 'em all?

Isn't that like having your cake and eating it too? I say do both!

 

[nasty1]

I don't have a split personality.

Shut the fuck up.

No, you shut the fuck up.

 

[Eumenides]

My chosen lyrics in response to the hubub over such lameness...

"Chill out, whatcha yellin' for
Lay back, it's all been done before"

 

[Private Vasquez]

I know who all your personalities are, Eumenides. You can't fool me with those legs.

 

[HomerPindar]

I keep all the spare personalities in a closet....

 

[HeavyStick]

I keep all the spare personalities in a closet....

so they're gay?

 

[Eumenides]

I know who all your personalities are, Eumenides. You can't fool me with those legs.

I don't think you've met squiggly. He's a fun one!

 

[curious2c]

I can see something that I would like to see split , and her personality is great too.