spend the night with me...

[Johnny Mayberry]

...and get stuck doing all the things I like...watch Fight Club and Kevin Smith movies, eat Ben and Jerry's, and listen to heavy metal music. I don't care if you like it or not, these are teh things I like to do, and I 'torture' everyone with these things, like it or not.
Is there anything you like to share with friends and lovers, that you really don't care if they like or not? Baby pics, crappy disco music?

 

[Mia62]

But I thought we were just friends??

 

[Nora]

Yes, I force everyone who spends the night here to submit to wild, unbridled, passionate sex whether they want to or not.

I'm just a bitch that way.

 

[k¡tty]

...and get stuck doing all the things I like...watch Fight Club and Kevin Smith movies, eat Ben and Jerry's, and listen to heavy metal music. I don't care if you like it or not, these are teh things I like to do, and I 'torture' everyone with these things, like it or not.
Is there anything you like to share with friends and lovers, that you really don't care if they like or not? Baby pics, crappy disco music?

I've never watched Fight Club all the way through..

Not really into icecream.

I'd rather listen to Jazz than to Pink Floyd.

*sigh* We just aren't suitable for each other, are we?



If I'm driving I pick the tunes, I don't care if ya hate it or not.

When I play games, I play to win and I have no mercy, so prepare to whine when I kick your arse.

If there is one piece of pizza left in the fridge and you eat it just know that I will get you back.

Oh and charm rarely ever works on me..

 

[Ham Murabi]

Yes, I force everyone who spends the night here to submit to wild, unbridled, passionate sex whether they want to or not.

I'm just a bitch that way.

Even the Republicans?

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Re: spend the night with me...

I've never watched Fight Club all the way through..

Not really into icecream.

I'd rather listen to Jazz than to Pink Floyd.

*sigh* We just aren't suitable for each other, are we?



If I'm driving I pick the tunes, I don't care if ya hate it or not.

When I play games, I play to win and I have no mercy, so prepare to whine when I kick your arse.

If there is one piece of pizza left in the fridge and you eat it just know that I will get you back.

Oh and charm rarely ever works on me..

Fine ...no ice cream for you!!!! Come on over, Nora, Mia...we;ll have a good night!

 

[k¡tty]

Re: Re: Re: spend the night with me...

Fine ...no ice cream for you!!!! Come on over, Nora, Mia...we;ll have a good night!

heh



Did I mention I'm immune to the jealous bug?

 

[Nora]

Even the Republicans?

I never said I wouldn't fuck 'em, Ham. Just that I wouldn't date 'em.


They're boring bastards in the sack, though.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Re: Re: Re: spend the night with me...

heh



Did I mention I'm immune to the jealous bug?

I thought it was worth a try? You drive, you choose the music...but my TV, my shows!

 

[Mia62]

I never said I wouldn't fuck 'em, Ham. Just that I wouldn't date 'em.


They're boring bastards in the sack, though.

Hmm...ya know...IF I could vote...I would vote Republican...does this mean that I can't bear your children anymore?

 

[k¡tty]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: spend the night with me...

I thought it was worth a try? You drive, you choose the music...but my TV, my shows!

I like holding the clicker.

 

[Nora]

Hmm...ya know...IF I could vote...I would vote Republican...does this mean that I can't bear your children anymore?

I'm sorry, darling. I can't risk my future offspring being tainted like that. I'm sure you understand...

But we can still have tons of safe, protected, double-bagged good times!

 

[Mia62]

I'm sorry, darling. I can't risk my future offspring being tainted like that. I'm sure you understand...

But we can still have tons of safe, protected, double-bagged good times!

*WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: spend the night with me...

I like holding the clicker.

I'll make you a deal...I hold the clicker, you hold...something else.

 

[StrawberryPez]

Lets see...

I like Fight Club.

I absolutely LOVE Kevin Smith movies.

Ice cream is my best friend.

I can tollerate heavy metal.

I think we'd get along just fine.


I usually force people to play video games with me, or watch Cartoon Network.

 

[Nora]

*WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

Now Mia, honey. You wouldn't want our kids to look like this, would you?

 

[k¡tty]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: spend the night with me...

I'll make you a deal...I hold the clicker, you hold...something else.

Is it something to drink?


I'm a tad parched.

 

[Mia62]

Now Mia, honey. You wouldn't want our kids to look like this, would you?

What??? You don't like the way my previous kids look???

 

[JaymesBlond007]

Originally posted by k¡tty
Oh and charm rarely ever works on me..

Suuuuure.

 

[Nora]

What??? You don't like the way my previous kids look???

um...well, I've always wanted one that resembed MY side of the family, honey. I'm sure you understand...

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Lets see...

I like Fight Club.

I absolutely LOVE Kevin Smith movies.

Ice cream is my best friend.

I can tollerate heavy metal.

I think we'd get along just fine.


I usually force people to play video games with me, or watch Cartoon Network.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
See, Kitty...somebody can get along with me!!

Thanks pezzie...I like video games and cartoons too! Have you watched the 'evening with Kevin Smith' DVD yet?

 

[k¡tty]

Suuuuure.

I said rarely Blondie. ;-)

 

[Pyper]

...and get stuck doing all the things I like...watch Fight Club and Kevin Smith movies, eat Ben and Jerry's, and listen to heavy metal music. I don't care if you like it or not, these are teh things I like to do, and I 'torture' everyone with these things, like it or not.

Will you marry me? (We can work on that heavy metal thing...)

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Re: spend the night with me...

Will you marry me? (We can work on that heavy metal thing...)

Are you rich...or at least have a job? I also listen to classic rock, blues, and...more metal, actually.

 

[Johnny Mayberry]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: spend the night with me...

Is it something to drink?


I'm a tad parched.

Hmmm...sure, but you don't get a glass...you'll have to drink from the bottle.