Spelling reforms

[NoJo]

Rather than constantly fixing my typos, I think it would be simpler to just reform the spelling of certain words. I'm going to petition the people at Webster's and the Oxford English Dictionary to allow the following alternative spellings:


Because => becuase
Honestly => hoenstly
They're => They;re

What else would you like added?

 

[Guest]

god, now you want us to stipulate which words we commonly misspell?
what i want is a program that will automatically cap and place correct periods and commas....
thast lal.
realyl, that woudl maek me hapyp.

 

[NoJo]

god, now you want us to stipulate which words we commonly misspell?
what i want is a program that will automatically cap and place correct periods and commas....
thast lal.
realyl, that woudl maek me hapyp.

I gusee thsta nto to much too aks.

 

[Guest]

I gusee thsta nto to much too aks.

its like reading a cryptogram and ...
getting it!
i wonder how well a story would go over if you really wrote it that way. hrm... ideas abound!

 

[rgraham666]

I vote for rmember, or is it remmber.

Damn. Can't even misspell my misspellings.

 

[CharleyH]

I sggst dong awy wth anythg in th midle tht is uselss.

They say, and it jst so hapned to be a news story the oter day, that as long as the beging and end of the wrd r in plce, peple will read mispeled words corectly becuse no one reads a full word anyow.

(seriously, it was a news item)

 

[Guest]

I sggst dong awy wth anythg in th midle tht is uselss.

They say, and it jst so hapned to be a news story the oter day, that as long as the beging and end of the wrd r in plce, peple will read mispeled words corectly becuse no one reads a full word anyow.

(seriously, it was a news item)

and
this is fantastic news for you!!!!
you know i lurve ya more than .....
well, you know i lurve ya, sexy bitch

 

[CharleyH]

and
this is fantastic news for you!!!!
you know i lurve ya more than .....
well, you know i lurve ya, sexy bitch

Wy, ys, ys it is

Gld u did't sy lrva me! Ths wy, I nvr hve 2 frantcly edit my posts EVR!

 

[Guest]

My most common: teh, taht, soem, becasue, don;t.

There are more, but I can't be fcuked to type more out.

 

[CharleyH]

My most common: teh, taht, soem, becasue, don;t.

There are more, but I can't be fcuked to type more out.

fcuk, not to be confused with the clothing designer label called FCK? I don't think even they got it right, let alone me!

 

[carsonshepherd]

anything that
s got a line break instead of an '

or my personal favorite nayhting

 

[Guest]

fcuk, not to be confused with the clothing designer label called FCK? I don't think even they got it right, let alone me!

FCUK, love.

 

[SensualCealy]

This made me laugh, if anything spelling is what is holding me back for any new job.

I applied for an after hour answering service, they asked how many words per minute can I type, I paused and said Im not really sure I never timed myself before. All along thinking I can type as many as you want as long as you dont want them spelled right! lol

Im a dislexic typer!
C

 

[carsonshepherd]

I get all the letters right, just notht e order they go in

 

[Lauren Hynde]

all -nment words should become -nemnt

Government > Governemnt
Abandonment > Abandonemnt

 

[English Lady]

I must have loads, but ones that jump to mind are words I've never been able to spell*L*


garunteed (can't even think how it's really spelt)
drempt (means I had a dream about you)
angrey (yeah I'm really weird)


and I know there are many many more.....many many many....

 

[OhMissScarlett]

siad =said
pund=pound

 

[NoJo]

siad =said
pund=pound

"pund my ass", she siad.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

"pund my ass", she siad.

quit looking over my shoulder while I type.

 

[NoJo]

quit looking over my shoulder while I type.

But I need to check behind you, in case someone comes in.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

But I need to check behind you, in case someone comes in.

Heh. Get back under the desk!

 

[CharleyH]

nucular

libary

Febuary


Just so Bush does not get made fun of anymore.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*husg*

 

[NoJo]

*husg*

His husg cock slipped in her; he punded away until the libarian threw them out.

 

[TheEarl]

He storked her iwht his fignertips.

They're the three that get me most times. Unfortunately, they tend to appear quite close to each other as well.

The Arl