Speak up if you're not here

[cheerful_deviant]

Where the hell is everybody today?

 

[china-doll]

I'm not really here.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Are you sure?

 

[rikaaim]

We're all here, because we're not all there.

 

[logophile]

I'm missing people today too.
Think everyone is just trying to play catch up after the holiday weekend?

Or are they sleeping it off?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

We're all here, because we're not all there.

Hear, Hear!


Oops... Here, Here!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I'm missing people today too.
Think everyone is just trying to play catch up after the holiday weekend?

Or are they sleeping it off?

Probablly sleeping it off. I know I would be if I could.

Praise all for Advil.

 

[Guest]

Prove to me you are there. I believe all of you are just an elaborate Eliza program!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'm as virtually here as anyone else, but I'd rather be in bed with the covers over my head...with her.

 

[logophile]

Prove to me you are there. I believe all of you are just an elaborate Eliza program!

Nice one Ted.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Prove to me you are there. I believe all of you are just an elaborate Eliza program!

Please go on.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I'm as virtually here as anyone else, but I'd rather be in bed with the covers over my head...with her.

Want company?

 

[cloudy]

I'm not here, sort of. I'm trying to pretend to write....or maybe I'm pretending to be trying to write....or something like that.

 

[neonlyte]

Prove to me you are there. I believe all of you are just an elaborate Eliza program!

ELIZA - a friend you could never have before

You: am i here?

Eliza: Would you want to be here?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I'm not here, sort of. I'm trying to pretend to write....or maybe I'm pretending to be trying to write....or something like that.

I'm writing to, but I may as well be pretending for all the good it's doing me. 2 paragraphs in 4 hours... yipee. At this rate I'll still be writing this same story when I retire.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Prove to me you are there. I believe all of you are just an elaborate Eliza program!

Hmmm....


You: Do you suck?

Eliza: Oh, i suck.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Hmmm....


You: Do you suck?

Eliza: Oh, i suck.

More important:

You: do you swallow?

Eliza: Oh, i swallow.

 

[Guest]

More important:

You: do you swallow?

Eliza: Oh, i swallow.

You: Do you enjoy it?

Eliza: Oh, i enjoy it.


My kind of girl.

 

[TxRad]

I'm here but then I'm also there so........

When the rubber band snaps back ......

Since I worked all weekend and am still working for that matter.... I ain't got nothing to sleep off except lack of sleep.....

Man, my life has been boring for the last three weeks.... Be glad when this job is over.....

Thank you for the Rant... now back to your regularly scheduled thread......

 

[sophia jane]

I know I'm not where I want to be.

SJ

 

[cheerful_deviant]

You: Do you enjoy it?

Eliza: Oh, i enjoy it.


My kind of girl.

You: Do you go both ways?

Eliza: Oh, i go both ways.


MY kinda girl.

 

[sophia jane]

You: Do you go both ways?

Eliza: Oh, i go both ways.


MY kinda girl.

Mine too.

SJ

 

[rgraham666]

Jesus. You people are easily amused.

 

[china-doll]

Jesus. You people are easily amused.

Who... me?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Or me?