Spare a thought...

[fifty5]

Yoghurt or fromage frais?

Lou

Definitely yog!  (Especially when watered down to make lassi...)

BTW, do you prefer salt or sweet?

f5

 

[dr_mabeuse]

How do all the flowers of one type know how to bloom at the exact same time? In one day, every daffodil within five miles of my house suddenly bloomed: bang, like that. Can these dumb little bulbs underground really have such complicated and sensitive biochemistry that they can keep track of every rain shower and length of day and co-ordinate things so perfectly that they all go off at exactly the same time? Or are they communicating in some way we can't imagine?

Ain't nature grand?

---dr.M.

 

[rgraham666]

Brain: Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?

Pinky: I think so, Brain. But where are we going to find rubber pants out size this time of night?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Don't like that one? Well try this:

The Farelly brothers are making a contemporary Three Stooges movie. They think they've already got Sean Penn to play Larry, and they're trying hard to get Russel Crowe to play Moe. He's interested.

---dr.M.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Don't like that one? Well try this:

The Farelly brothers are making a contemporary Three Stooges movie. They think they've already got Sean Penn to play Larry, and they're trying hard to get Russel Crowe to play Moe. He's interested.

---dr.M.

So who in hell will play, Curly?

RF

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I was thinking just the other day...

But it got painful and I stopped. Perhaps I should move in with Pops.

~lucky

 

[shereads]

1) There are some words that ought to be spelled differently.

2) Science daily says that rodents from Africa colonized South America forty million years ago, by rafting or swimming across the Atlantic. I'd like to know why.

 

[shereads]

"The largest rodent that ever lived, Phoberomys pattersoni, weighed about 1,545 pounds (700 kilograms) - more than 10 times the size of today's rodent heavyweight, the 110-pound (50 kilograms) capybara."

If they really do use rafts, this can't be good news.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Rats on Rafts......now that's an unnerving thought!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Science daily says that rodents from Africa colonized South America forty million years ago, by rafting or swimming across the Atlantic. I'd like to know why.

If it wasn't a storm related accident, maybe it was the off season and they got a special group discount rate on a tour package.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

If it wasn't a storm related accident, maybe it was the off season and they got a special group discount rate on a tour package.

Rumple Foreskin

A bunch of 1100-pound rodents sharing a raft? This is why i refuse to travel with tour groups.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

So who in hell will play, Curly?

RF

I don't know. I'm kind of pulling for Robert De Niro.

---dr.M.

 

[Guest]

Definitely yog!  (Especially when watered down to make lassi...)

BTW, do you prefer salt or sweet?

f5

Oh, most definitely sweet. We are talking about popcorn, aren't we?

Lou

 

[pop_54]

I was thinking just the other day...

But it got painful and I stopped. Perhaps I should move in with Pops.

~lucky

I'll make up the bed for three people then shall I??

 

[pop_54]

Did you know that on average your eyelash hairs last for 6 weeks before falling out and being replaced with another.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'll make up the bed for three people then shall I??

As long as the three of us are totally thoughtless, I'm there!

~lucky

 

[Mysteryjj]

I'll make up the bed for three people then shall I??

Hey you three, wanna make it four I'm thoughtless, just ask my husband

 

[pop_54]

Hey you three, wanna make it four I'm thoughtless, just ask my husband

Yea he told me you were in bed last night dear......Oops!! What am I saying

Hello JJ.

Hello Lucky darling

 

[minsue]

Never goose a bull. no matter how much fun it looks.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Min, no one has been goosed in a while, lost your touch?

 

[minsue]

Hey Min, no one has been goosed in a while, lost your touch?

Lord, I hope not!!

 

[curiousphantaC]

Your mouth is connected to your bum.

 

[curiousphantaC]

Just a thought - not directed at anybody.

 

[fifty5]

Oh, most definitely sweet. We are talking about popcorn, aren't we?

Lou

Well, I was talking about lassi, Lou, but popcorn's good too.  Though, in both cases, perhaps sweet and salt in turn enhance the appreciation of each other?

Contrasts do enhance... all sorts of things!

f5

 

[shereads]

So who in hell will play, Curly?

RF

Leonardo DiCaprio hasn't had a hit in a while.