Spam Germans

[kendo1]

Just received this in a PM from a German couple, or so they say:

hi

we are a german couple and search some strangers
who would like to watch us on cam in the camchatroom of the forum.
we are not choosey and like when a lot of people are watching us.
if you are interested please just see the homepage on our profile
we are happy about every person!
bye
XXXXX & XXXXXX








No thanks

 

[S-Des]

They sound like such a nice couple. They just want people to watch, not pay them or visit their website (and contract a virus). Just a couple of fun-loving Germans who want people to watch them have sex. Sounds like a blast (too bad I accidently deleted the PM before I learned how to contact them ).

 

[past_perfect]

... fun-loving Germans....

Sorry, but that is a contradiction in terms.

 

[fieryjen]

Hey now!

 

[Liar]

Why don't I ever get propositions like that?


Wait...is there a cam chatroom?

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

If their names are Gunther and Wolfgang, I know them. The fat one is Gunther, who is actually from a family of WurstenGreifer's (sausage grabbers, one of the specialized skills in the craft of sausage making) and is in the Guinesss book of records for sitting on the tallest pile of rice cakes without breaking them (835).

 

[3113]

I just got the message, too! I'm so thrilled and excited. I was afraid I'd be the only one without an invitation to the ball!

They say the party starts at 21:30. Is that 21:30 in Germany? Whatever shall I wear?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Whatever shall I wear?

Since it's an internet event, I would assume that "nothing" would be just as fashionable as "anything else".

 

[Dr_Strabismus]

I just got the message, too! I'm so thrilled and excited. I was afraid I'd be the only one without an invitation to the ball!

They say the party starts at 21:30. Is that 21:30 in Germany? Whatever shall I wear?

I dont know, but don't be late, they're very punctual over there

 

[Munachi]

*pssst - it's 21:33 in germany now*

 

[3113]

*pssst - it's 21:33 in germany now*

Damn! I missed it! I knew I shouldn't have bothered with getting my hair and make-up done.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If their names are Gunther and Wolfgang, I know them. The fat one is Gunther, who is actually from a family of WurstenGreifer's (sausage grabbers, one of the specialized skills in the craft of sausage making) and is in the Guinesss book of records for sitting on the tallest pile of rice cakes without breaking them (835).

Now that I would watch.

 

[Munachi]

Damn! I missed it! I knew I shouldn't have bothered with getting my hair and make-up done.

hm, ask them if they repeat it tomorrow?

 

[kendo1]

Now that I would watch.

Do you want the link?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Sorry, but that is a contradiction in terms.

Well excuuuuussseee me!

 

[Munachi]

yes really how could "fun-loving germans" not be true? german love fun a lot as long as it says on the plan for the day that is in their calender that today is a day to have fun. of course, there should also be a note about from which time to which time the fun takes place, of what nature the fun should be, in case the fun involves laughter, how long the laughter should last, and how many decibel its volume should be. german are the most fun people there are, as long as the fun is done according to the common rules and norms. fun is, after all, a serious thing and should not be taken lightly.

 

[past_perfect]

Well excuuuuussseee me!

well, you are excused of course. i'm entitled to these comments, being an oxymoron (had to work hard to earn the oxy) myself.

 

[past_perfect]

yes really how could "fun-loving germans" not be true? german love fun a lot as long as it says on the plan for the day that is in their calender that today is a day to have fun. of course, there should also be a note about from which time to which time the fun takes place, of what nature the fun should be, in case the fun involves laughter, how long the laughter should last, and how many decibel its volume should be. german are the most fun people there are, as long as the fun is done according to the common rules and norms. fun is, after all, a serious thing and should not be taken lightly.

Well yes, since we have desisted from our perennial jokes like invading France, the German sense of fun and humour has dulled somewhat though. But we still proceed in an orderly fashion.

 

[rikaaim]

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I just wanted to say, I haven't read this thread at all. I was scrolling down the screen rather fast, and I thought the title of this thread was "Sperm Games". Sounded interesting.

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