Sorry, that was me...

[oggbashan]

There used to be an advert in the UK:

Beanz Meanz Heinz

It was changed in many places to:

Beanz Meanz Fartz

The adaptation was accurate.

Og

 

[NoJo]

Update: All quiet in the South tonight

 

[oggbashan]

Update - disaster in Kent.

My wife has the winter vomiting bug. It comes with explosive diarrhoea.

Og

 

[DesertPirate]

Update - disaster in Kent.

My wife has the winter vomiting bug. It comes with explosive diarrhoea.

Og

Good luck Og

Somehow a hug seems dangerous

 

[TE999]

Update - disaster in Kent.

My wife has the winter vomiting bug. It comes with explosive diarrhoea.

Og

Oooo...bummer! Hope she feels better soon.

Which reminds me:

A word to the wise, never eat enchiladas bought from a cart on the street.

Been there, done that, ruined the underwear.

 

[kimbalee]

(The truth comes to the surface in a stinky green haze. )

Joe, it was you who "toot-ered" my hubby in the "art of the fart" wasn't it?



I'm sad to say that the engineers he works with are just as bad and he is the reining "king of crapola" among them. It is amazing the lenghths that educated people go through to one-up each other. I'd swear they were all 13 year olds.

I once got a call at home from a friend of his at work saying I "must be a hell of a woman to put up with an ass as foul as his," and he "must know how to do something in the dark of night to keep me around." After I nearly laughed my ass off, I agreed, and of course went on to say that he's so good in the sack that it's the only reason I put up with it! They still want him to give them his secrets...

 

[Boxlicker101]

Joe, it was you who "toot-ered" my hubby in the "art of the fart" wasn't it?



I'm sad to say that the engineers he works with are just as bad and he is the reining "king of crapola" among them. It is amazing the lenghths that educated people go through to one-up each other. I'd swear they were all 13 year olds.

I once got a call at home from a friend of his at work saying I "must be a hell of a woman to put up with an ass as foul as his," and he "must know how to do something in the dark of night to keep me around." After I nearly laughed my ass off, I agreed, and of course went on to say that he's so good in the sack that it's the only reason I put up with it! They still want him to give them his secrets...

He has two secrets that are very much worth knowing.

 

[SeaCat]

Dude you don't know the meaning of the term SMOG until you eat three Phillies and then ride a local bus.

Two Philly Dogs and you can clear out an Ice Arena. Three is overkill. (My record is five but I was almost declared a Superfund sight.)

Cat