Sorority Girl Jokes

[Rumple Foreskin]

This is a new category for me. However, some of the "jokes" have a familiar ring. Just a "why the hell not" Saturday, blow-off thread. Treat it accordingly. (As if y'all needed permission.)

Rumple Forskin

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What do you say to a sorority girl who's playing, "hard to get?"
"Have another beer."

What's the sorority girls mating call?
"I'm sooooooo drunk. I'm sooooooo drunk."

Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
To keep her ankles warm.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.

Why is a sorority girl like railroad tracks?
'Cause she's been laid all over the country.

What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
1. Introduces herself.
2. Walks home.

What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
She drops her nail file

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?
ONE - She holds it, and the world revolves around her.
TWO – One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daddy.
SEVEN – One to change it, and six to go out and buy more Diet Pepsi.
SIXTY-FIVE - One to change it, and 64 to sing and clap.

What three words will a sorority girl never hear?
"Attention K-mart shoppers."

Why does a sorority girl close her eyes during sex?
So she can fantasize about shopping.

What is a sorority girls favorite position?
Facing Bloomingdale's.

How do you know when a sorority girl is a nymphomaniac?
She'll make love the same day she had her hair done.

What's a sorority girl's idea of natural childbirth?
No make-up.

How do you prevent a sorority girl from having sex?
Marry her.

 

[DrFreud]

Nice
There are some that are dirtier though

What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
Her ankles.

How are a sorority girl and a bowling ball alike?
You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they always come back for more.

What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
Don't know. There is only so much an ape can be forced to do...

What do you get when cross a lawyer with a sorority girl?
Nothing.
There are some things a sorority girl won't do.
I don't know, but it sure enjoys screwing people.
I don't know, but when it sucks your cock, it does't stop until it
gets blood.

Cheers,

DrF

 

[DrFreud]

Didn't know sorority girls were so much respected on the AH

 

[sun_lover_61]

bowling balls

Dr Freud,

What is the DIFFERENCE between sorority girl and a bowling ball?

You can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball.

Sun_Lover_61

 

[English Lady]

These all sound very familiar....you're looking at Americanised Essex girl jokes here methinks *LOL*

I love a good politically incorrect joke me

 

[cantdog]

The difference between a sorority girl and a toilet seat?

You don't have to talk to the seat after you use it.



How many frat boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Frat boys don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit.

 

[English Lady]

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Frat boys don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in puddles of vomit.

Sick. (literally)

Very Funny!

 

[Elsie Grey]

Hey! There's nothing wrong with being an Essex girl! *Elsie totters off in her white stilettos to apply more baby blue eyeshadow* Hehehehehe!

How many Essex girls does it take to change a light bulb?

None - they just sit in the dark and complain!

Elsie

xxx