Ah, but there's the catch, love! We don't sue up here! So, that means if you do, you'll have to pay for my trip down there... and I have very expensive tastes!
You don't sue up there?!
Ok fine, I'll drive up there, hand cuff ya and toss ya in the back seat (the trunk would be too cruel) and drive ya back down here. *nods*
And how would explain this at the border?
"Yes, I just kidnapped her so that I can sue the clothes off of her?"
Resisting arrest and extradition? But, my love, I'm sure I could keep you on charges of false arrest!
And that would over soooo well at the border!
I'll just say I grew tired of listening to you curse me out.
And then I'll point out that if I'd wanted to HIDE you I could have put you in a sack in the trunk and knocked you out. So it's obvious I'm legit.
You really thought about this, haven't you?
I'm good at improvising when necessary
wonder?
wonder what? wonder bread? no thanks, I'll pass.
Well, you did ask me not to make you think, so I think I'll keep it to myself!
*grumble* holding out..secrets now...don't make me toture it out of you!
My love... you said not to make you think!! For once, I am taking someone's advice!
Indeed, you do?
I guess I just have to take your word for it?
