son's girlfriend.

[LindsayRae]

Wow, it took you almost a year and a half to reply to him!

 

[sxyhotwfe6649]

Wow, it took you almost a year and a half to reply to him!

I was tied up.

 

[imharmless69]

I'm a patient man.

 

[lloydbon]

I never grow tired of reading your prose.

Here's one possibility for you:

From the first time I laid eyes on Jill, I was smitten with her. “That’s a hot one,” I thought to myself when my son brought her home. I found out later that night that my daughter knew her also and thought she was a snotty little bitch because she was always snubbing and insulting my daughter. But I didn’t give a good sweet Jesus because this chick was hot!

I made sure that my son invited her over to our annual 4th of July barbecue, because my son could get any broad that he wanted. He was a typical athlete popular guy and he had bagged most of his class by the time he was a sophomore. When she arrived for the barbecue, I immediately hatched a plan as to how I was going to bed her. When she changed into her swimsuit, I began to make comments on how prudish she looked in her one piece. “You should wear a suit with a thong bottom to show off that sweet little ass of yours. It’s the 21st century there, honey. Stop dressing like somebody’s grandma and swing a little bit.” I could tell right away that she was uncomfortable but I kept the comments flowing along with the liquor all night long. When she came up out of the pool, I remarked as to how hard her nipples were and told her that I could even see the outline of her bush underneath the clingy fabric. At dinner, I recounted loudly about all the women I had banged in my life and spent an especially long time telling her about my most recent conquest, a big-titted blonde bimbo who sucked my cock in the bathroom of a bar and then let me butt-fuck her while her roommate was passed out on the couch. She definitely seemed ill at ease but I didn’t care because I was determined to shag this little hussy and soon.

A couple of weeks later I got wind of the scoop through my daughter. Apparently this girl was a virgin and my son has issued her an ultimatum that she either climb his pole soon and ride up and down on his meaty boner or he was going to dump her for someone who would spread his legs for any guy who gave her the time of day. I knew this was my chance so when she came over that weekend to see my son, I lied and told her he wasn’t home even though he was upstairs in the crapper.

“I just don’t know what to do, Mr. Bonafide. I like your son very much and want to go out with him but I’ve never been with a man and I was hoping to wait until my bridal night before I took a cock up my hot snatch.” Jill was pouring her heart out to me and I immediately consoled her with a shot of bourbon. “Drink this and four others and then we’ll talk,” I said. As we sat there, I couldn’t take my eyes off her hot body. This bitch definitely was a knockout and I wanted to knock one out with her pronto. After she downed the last shot of bourbon, I explained to her how it was completely ridiculous for her to wait until marriage before she started to put out. “A hot body like yours was made for lovin’,” I explained. “You just need to loosen up the bone a bit and throw caution to the wind. I know you’ll love all kinds of sex, especially the most kinky acts.”

She seemed unsure at first, but then said, “Maybe you’re right Mr. Bonafide. But who can I find to teach me the ways of love so that when your son boffs me for the first time, I won’t just lie there like a cold fish while he gets his rocks off?” I knew that she had fallen into my trap so I suggested she accompany me to the bedroom under the pretense that I wanted to show her something underneath my bed. I walked behind her the whole way so I could watch her gorgeous ass all the way. I knew this 18 year old sexpot was about to be mine.

“What is it that you wanted to show me, Mr. Bonafide?” she asked innocently upon arriving in the bedroom. “And please show me quickly because I’m starved and I haven’t had any meat in my mouth all day.” “Why don’t you feast on this,” I said as I pulled out my massive hard-on. She immediately swallowed the whole thing and began sucking on my rigid member like there was no tomorrow. Her head was bobbing up and down like one of those damned toy bird thingies that act as if the bird is drinking water. She had definitely taken to cock sucking like a fish to water!

“Slow down, sweet pie,” I said to her as I pulled my long schlong from her mouth. I don’t want to bust a nut until I’ve fucked the shit out of you. Now drop your drawers and let’s see what you’ve been hiding between your legs all these years." She obliged and when she spread her legs, I saw the most perfect furburger I’d ever laid my eyes on. “OK, hold tight you sexy thing while I stuff my enormo-dong into that tight little pussy of yours.” However, just as the head of my giant prick reached the edge of her engorged pussy lips, my son came running out of the crapper. Apparently he had heard what was going on.

“What the hell is this bullshit?” he bellowed. Jill calmed him down. “Don’t worry there baby cakes. Your pops was just going to teach me about fucking so that you’d be happy with me. But now that you’re here, why don’t you join in too? I’ll just climb up and ride your dad’s big pecker and then you get behind me and slide your hard pole up my ass. But make sure you time it correctly because I want for both of you to enter me simultaneously so that you both pop my cherry.”

To be continued….

 

[JustaSCOUNDREL]

If I had £1 for every time I heard a girl say that to me...

I'd assume you would more broke then your now? <G>

 

[isnapu2]

I have a wife who was actually taken by her boyfriends father when she was in her very late teens.