Song you have to stop and masturbate to?

[oxfordsea]

I believe we all have one. That song with some sort of aural quality, that when it hits your ears, you stop. You can't go on until you get it on, and get off. We all have bands and singers. But sometimes, that's just cuz musicians are sexy and help us get our sex on. But what's that quirky song that you don't think about all the time. But as soon as you hear it, you know what time it is.

Here is mine:

http://www.myspace.com/theasteroidsgalaxytour

 

[Destinys_Bitch]

I believe we all have one. That song with some sort of aural quality, that when it hits your ears, you stop. You can't go on until you get it on, and get off. We all have bands and singers. But sometimes, that's just cuz musicians are sexy and help us get our sex on. But what's that quirky song that you don't think about all the time. But as soon as you hear it, you know what time it is.

Here is mine:

http://www.myspace.com/theasteroidsgalaxytour

You sure are a big fan of the masturbation.

 

[KRCummings]

No, I don't believe for a second that we all or even most of us have a song we have to masturbate to. That's stupid.

 

[bra_man69]

Um the wreck of edmund fitzgerald by gordon lightfoot

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

I always feel compelled to masturbate to the song Happy Birthday. Oddly enough, I don't receive invitations to birthday parties anymore.

 

[Quoll]

Life would would be quite awkward and inappropriate if that were the case.

 

[bra_man69]

I always feel compelled to masturbate to the song Happy Birthday. Oddly enough, I don't receive invitations to birthday parties anymore.

Lol dam
Um free bird lynyrd skynyrd

 

[phrodeau]

Come On Eileen.

 

[bronzeage]

No, I don't believe for a second that we all or even most of us have a song we have to masturbate to. That's stupid.

"She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes," makes me squirm.

 

[miles]

Come On Eileen.

HA!

Good one.

 

[oxfordsea]

Come On Eileen.

Yah! That is one for sure.

 

[oxfordsea]

You sure are a big fan of the masturbation.

Ha. So true. But hey, it's in my nature. Or something like that.

 

[Wife of Bath]

Never ever has a song made me want to compulsively masturbate.

Unless of course there was a gorgeous, naked, celibate man crooning to me personally in my bed with a guitar. Then maybe. Otherwise no.

 

[oxfordsea]

"She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes," makes me squirm.

and she'll be riding three white horses.

 

[islandman]

Has there been a recent outbreak of people spontaneously masturbating to a song that I'm not aware of?

 

[sophiex7]

i thought, "I touch myself" by the Divinyls would be a natural choice..

 

[RoryN]

I believe we all have one. That song with some sort of aural quality, that when it hits your ears, you stop. You can't go on until you get it on, and get off. We all have bands and singers. But sometimes, that's just cuz musicians are sexy and help us get our sex on. But what's that quirky song that you don't think about all the time. But as soon as you hear it, you know what time it is.

Yeah...this is stupid.

But I do like The Asteroids Galaxy Tour. The lead is a pretty hot lil' chick.

Miles gets off to the early 60s sappy groaner Then You Can Tell Him Goodbye - he made a thread about it and everything. He thought it made him sexy cool.

Instead, it was the most unintentionally hilarious revelation ever made on this website.

 

[heartoftexasgrl]

No, I don't believe for a second that we all or even most of us have a song we have to masturbate to. That's stupid.

This.

 

[RoryN]

i thought, "I touch myself" by the Divinyls would be a natural choice..

The same person who wrote I Touch Myself wrote I'll Stand By You (The Pretenders). Which sounds more than a little like Bonnie Tyler's It's a Heartache.

 

[semen4her]

For me it's any type of musac.

I can't go to malls without ending up in jail.

 

[oxfordsea]

i thought, "I touch myself" by the Divinyls would be a natural choice..

Wow!!! Totally head spin to '80's. If I only had a prize

 

[Joeybagadonuts]

For me it's any type of musac.

I can't go to malls without ending up in jail.

Nips, what is your experience at shopping malls?

 

[semen4her]

Nips, what is your experience at shopping malls?

They have a food court.

At Christmas I venture beyond the food court.

 

[islandman]

They have a food court.

At Christmas I venture beyond the food court.

And you say you don't look up to Americans.

 

[RoryN]

Nips, what is your experience at shopping malls?

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