pornstarwannabe
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... so I can smack the crap out of her. Am I alone?
Sometimes my GF makes me want to be a Muslim...
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Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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She wears a veil during oral sex? 
pornstarwannabe
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She wears a veil during oral sex?
She wears a veal.
Johnny_Ray_Wilson
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That is just wrong. Male or female? Is it a rose veal?
BoyNextDoor
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Unfortunately, no. There are a lot of assholes like you.
bra_man69
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You can smack away there's nothing saying you can't smack a blow up doll.
pornstarwannabe
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So, you are saying that are many Muslims like me. Interesting.
redheadedtxn
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pornstarwannabe
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Please explain that to me and the millions reading LIT. Thank you.
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RoryN
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A million minus two and many more, failboat captain.
Did you read that somewhere or was it your own creation? If it was the latter, truly capital!
RoryN
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Wouldn't be surprised at all if it's elsewhere - but I was inspired.
It's so obvious that he's nothing but a spanker; easy to go there.
Well, good work! That's one of the cleverer insults I've encountered here.
Comshaw
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I am totally and utterly shocked! Mortified! Incensed!
You....have a girlfriend?????????
I believe he was giving you a compliment. He was saying you have multiple girlfriends....old lady Thumb and her four daughters.
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pornstarwannabe
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As long as I get attention, I win.
Your time here is done. You've been replaced. Depart for the Grey Havens, bitch.
Are you talking to PSW?
XdOu™
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Not much. I'm just thinking about how your entrails will look as they're spilling out of your writhing corpse.
XdOu™
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cool!
No, it won't be cool right away. It'll have some residual body heat for a couple of hours.
