Sometimes I wonder if I'm doing the adult thing wrong.

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Everyone I know is either; engaged, married, or having children.

And I'm just over here like, "Holy shit! My neopet is still alive!!!!"
 
The ones that are married will drop a couple kids then get divorced. ;)
 
Your life is a LOT longer than you think. Don't sweat it with a timeline that compares you to others. You are 'doing the adult thing' in the right way for you.
 
Everyone I know is either; engaged, married, or having children.

And I'm just over here like, "Holy shit! My neopet is still alive!!!!"

Those people are lemmings. Suckers.

You should be fucking indiscriminately, cutting classes and enjoying yourself.
 
Those people are lemmings. Suckers.

You should be fucking indiscriminately, cutting classes and enjoying yourself.

I'm too awkward irl to fuck people at random.
I like my classes because even if my professors are idiots, I can find something to learn.
And I do enjoy myself. There's Who night, Parties with my theater major friends, and movie nights when I sit with other awkward people and dissect the greatness/horribleness of movies.
 
I'm too awkward irl to fuck people at random.
I like my classes because even if my professors are idiots, I can find something to learn.
And I do enjoy myself. There's Who night, Parties with my theater major friends, and movie nights when I sit with other awkward people and dissect the greatness/horribleness of movies.
Then you are doing the "adult" thing!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'm too awkward irl to fuck people at random.
I like my classes because even if my professors are idiots, I can find something to learn.
And I do enjoy myself. There's Who night, Parties with my theater major friends, and movie nights when I sit with other awkward people and dissect the greatness/horribleness of movies.

Awkward people can have indiscriminate sex too...that would be a good topic for you to bring up amongst your friends.
 
The theater majors I hung out with were all kinda whorish. I don't get that either.
 
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Maybe they're just pretending to be cerebral.

I know for a fact that Theatre Majors have genitals and the desire to have them play with other genitals.

Theater people are the sluttiest sluts around.

Go have some fun.

The theater majors I hung out with were all kinda whorish. I don't get that either.

I hang out with the production people.

They're all stoners, but they're too busy complaining about the actors to be trying to fuck each other.
 
I hang out with the production people.

They're all stoners, but they're too busy complaining about the actors to be trying to fuck each other.

Okay, so you don't want sex...but stop the lame excuses.

Those people are all getting laid as soon as you leave the room, guaranteed.
 
Aren't you around my age? If one of your friends already has four kids, they're probably either Mormons or Alabamans.
 
Aren't you around my age? If one of your friends already has four kids, they're probably either Mormons or Alabamans.

I turned 20 in September.

The girl with 4 kids had her first child when we were in the 8th grade.
 
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