Kitschshaman
hanged man of the tarot
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Happy to oblige ...
herewith, lovely lady ... yon joke:
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One day Farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.
He stopped by the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil, then stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
Now he had a problem: how to carry all his purchases home.
The livestock dealer said, 'Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket with one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Thanks' said Farmer Jones and off he went, this time to visit his brother before he went home.
While walking to his brother's house, he met a woman who was simply ravishing. She told him she was lost, and asked how she could get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane.
The farmer said, 'well, as a matter of fact, i'm going to 1516 Mockingbird Lane to visit my brother. Let's take a short cut and go down this alley, we'll save half the time.'
The ravishing woman said, 'How do I know that once we get into the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish me?'
Farmer Jones said, 'I'm carrying a bucket an anvil, 2 chicken, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The woman said, 'Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'
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And just to say, you have a lovely face, what you've chosen to share with us ... though as my gaze was ... distracted elsewhere on your lovely breasts it took me a second beat to get there ...
take care,
herewith, lovely lady ... yon joke:
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One day Farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm.
He stopped by the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil, then stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple of chickens and a goose.
Now he had a problem: how to carry all his purchases home.
The livestock dealer said, 'Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket with one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?'
'Thanks' said Farmer Jones and off he went, this time to visit his brother before he went home.
While walking to his brother's house, he met a woman who was simply ravishing. She told him she was lost, and asked how she could get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane.
The farmer said, 'well, as a matter of fact, i'm going to 1516 Mockingbird Lane to visit my brother. Let's take a short cut and go down this alley, we'll save half the time.'
The ravishing woman said, 'How do I know that once we get into the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt and ravish me?'
Farmer Jones said, 'I'm carrying a bucket an anvil, 2 chicken, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?'
The woman said, 'Set the goose down, put the bucket over the goose, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.'
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And just to say, you have a lovely face, what you've chosen to share with us ... though as my gaze was ... distracted elsewhere on your lovely breasts it took me a second beat to get there ...
take care,
