Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Jodaily]

Dainty elephants

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

Evaporated

 

[munch2much]

An enthusiastic lady with strong thighs, while I’m performing oral sex.
I thought it might happen once.
I found myself thinking, OMG, I bet I’m not the first person whose neck she has broken.

 

[Jodaily]

Flying fornicating flamingos

 

[ABiGuy84]

G.O.P.!

 

[EbersMoll]

Haranguing Harpies Harbouring Hatred

 

[MrGoatee]

Individually wrapped arsenic sweets

 

[ABiGuy84]

Iceberg

Edit: Jackasses

 

[EbersMoll]

Killers

 

[MrGoatee]

Lethal leopards lounging

 

[lindi_85]

My mind

 

[ABiGuy84]

Napalm

 

[MrGoatee]

Obvious traps

 

[PrissOff]

Playing with fire

 

[Arouzal]

Quidditch

 

[EbersMoll]

Rollercoasters designed by Julijonas Urbonas

 

[PrissOff]

Salad with no dressing

 

[Arouzal]

Tetanus

 

[PrissOff]

Uncooked chicken

 

[Arouzal]

Voluminous CO2

 

[PrissOff]

Wearing latex incorrectly

 

[Arouzal]

X-Rays. Lots of X-Rays

 

[PrissOff]

Your luck

 

[Arouzal]

Zip lining naked across Antarctica

 

[PrissOff]

Anaconda nests beside your car