Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Pad_Foot]

Orgasming overly long period of time equaling a day or more

 

[ABiGuy84]

Pumpkin P.O.S. in the White House!

 

[Taegul]

Quietly letting your hate rot you from the inside.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Republicans

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Silly sentiments seeking sexual satiation

 

[barefootgirl69]

TDS

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Unusual absences

 

[naughySoul]

Volcano diving

 

[Cindy027]

Washing elephants.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

X-ray lasers

 

[Mrtenant]

Yodeling. (Fuckers- cut it out)

 

[ABiGuy84]

Zero degree temperature while being Naked.

 

[Taegul]

Anakin Skywalker coming to visit you at the Jedi daycare center.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Bobafet tossing you to the sand pit monster

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Chewbacca losing to you in dejarik

 

[ABiGuy84]

Dynamite

 

[naughySoul]

Eating fugu sushi from a sketchy gas station chef

 

[ABiGuy84]

Fire

 

[Taegul]

Godzilla has defective GPS and mistakes your city for Tokyo.

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

Hungry, hungry hippos.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Ibotenic Acid

 

[Wouldlovetoo]

Jackals

 

[Pad_Foot]

Kangaroo Kicking your privates

 

[ABiGuy84]

Lead

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Munching on poisonous mushrooms