Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[barefootgirl69]

Not the snacky snacks!

Answering the door and finding lions, tigers, and bears (oh my!!) On the front lawn.

 

[orangecurious]

Bears... angry at all the bad press they are getting in this thread when they rarely kill anyone, hunting you down and exacting revenge.

 

[J_Bone]

Cougars (the real ones, not the MILF ones) exacting their revenge because bears are getting more press for being killers than they are.

 

[orangecurious]

Donkeys... angry and bears and cougars getting attention and stampeding across the beach at Blackpool

 

[MiaBabe23]

Elephants remembering and resenting how long its been since they were featured as anything other than intelligent and endearing

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Fearless dingos. Fearless, hungry dingos. Or fearless dachshunds.

Take your pick.

 

[orangecurious]

Flamingos... flocks of the fuckers, flouncing around all pink and fluffy and pecking your face with their sharp beaks

 

[barefootgirl69]

Gazelles gazing at the sky instead of  elling running when being chased.

 

[orangecurious]

Haribo... a packet of them thrown from the publicity caravan at the Tour de France, striking you n the head and making you stumble into the path of some distracted gazelles

 

[barefootgirl69]

Incredibly fast cyclists running over you after you've been hit in the head and see gazelles on the street.

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Jesuit priests that smother you with theology and incense.

 

[TheMrBurns]

Klingon after you call into question the honour of his house.

 

[J_Bone]

Lions who feel they’ve been slighted versus bears and cougars and feel to need to show why they’re the king of the jungle.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

Murderers… from what I understand, they will kill you

 

[J_Bone]

Nudists with ugly bodies who get ridiculed and react with violent anger.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Overdosing on pudding

 

[Desiree_Radcliffe]

Philanthropists who need organ donors.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Quatropolis, my friends huge bong from when we were in college. She named it this for real.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Releasing a rhino and it turns on you.

 

[SolarClint]

kicking your friend to slow him down for the wolves and getting mauled by the cougars

 

[LatinaSoCal1995]

Sneaky fuck breaking into your place

 

[mnbreastluver]

Teasing the Lochness Monster.

Clint it’s alphabetical

 

[Booboobear84]

Tourists trying to drive in Boston

 

[barefootgirl69]

Underwater aerobics class with a school of sharks.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Vicious Hermit crab attack.