Something that makes you say "ewww..." but about which you sometimes fantasize...

lil_jenni

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For me, the thought of being pissed on makes me say "ewww," but I'd be a liar if I said that a guy peeing on me, or even me swallowing a guy's pee, hadn't come up in my fantasies when I'm masturbating (although, it's never come up when I'm fantasizing about other women, thinking about it). It's only happened to me once in real life, and I was pissed off when the guy pissed on me. You see, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on... šŸ˜‰

But seriously, the time it happened was with a hook up. I had just blown him and was still on my knees. He just stepped back and urinated all over me. I jumped up and pushed him hard. Despite having probanly 80 pounds on me, he landed on his ass and ended up pissing straight up, which meant he ended up pissing on himself. I called him every name I could think of while he lay there laughing. Then I stormed off. I didn't cry until later in the shower, and those tears were as much from lingering anger than anything else.

Now, if Hubby wanted to piss on me, or even in my mouth, I'd let him. But the things I'd let him do if he wanted are much more than what he would ever do to me, and I think the chance of him ever deciding that pissing on me is something he'd like to do is probably very close to zero.
 
I've fantasized about what you speak of for probably half my life, and it wasn't until I met my second wife that it actually happened. We talked about it thoroughly beforehand, and she agreed to do it to me, but was adamant about it not being a two-way street. I bargained with the devil that if he could change her mind he could come for me a full two years earlier than he had to, but to no avail. She did this to me not very often, but when we were especially horny and having the best of times. I would never just yank out of her and piss all over her, that would be gross and despicable, and the devil should come immediately for me. I cannot wrap my head around any other fact about sex than it must be a mutually agreed upon act.
 
Oddly enough I opened this thread to specifically say peeing on someone. Generally, it does make me think 'eww' but at times I think it would be a hot thing to do. Or just be hot to have a woman ask me to do it. If a video happens to come up on PH I'll watch if the mood strikes me.
 
Kneeling next to my wife as she is bent over taking a big black cock in the ass. As he nears climax, he grabs me by the hair, throws my head back forcing my mouth to open wide, thrusts his big dick as far into it as possible and cums down my throat. This satisfies so much of what I love about cuck fantasies. The humiliation of another man pleasing my wife,being used as cum dumpster, having my wife see a dick in my mouth and swallowing cum, etc. but the reality of ass-to-mouth, may best be left to masturbation fantasies. And itā€™s not gonna happen for so many reasons!!
 
For me, the thought of being pissed on makes me say "ewww," but I'd be a liar if I said that a guy peeing on me, or even me swallowing a guy's pee, hadn't come up in my fantasies when I'm masturbating (although, it's never come up when I'm fantasizing about other women, thinking about it). It's only happened to me once in real life, and I was pissed off when the guy pissed on me. You see, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on... šŸ˜‰

But seriously, the time it happened was with a hook up. I had just blown him and was still on my knees. He just stepped back and urinated all over me. I jumped up and pushed him hard. Despite having probanly 80 pounds on me, he landed on his ass and ended up pissing straight up, which meant he ended up pissing on himself. I called him every name I could think of while he lay there laughing. Then I stormed off. I didn't cry until later in the shower, and those tears were as much from lingering anger than anything else.

Now, if Hubby wanted to piss on me, or even in my mouth, I'd let him. But the things I'd let him do if he wanted are much more than what he would ever do to me, and I think the chance of him ever deciding that pissing on me is something he'd like to do is probably very close to zero.
Wife had this happen to her with a former lover. This happened over 35 us ago so not a new phenomenon.

They were taking a shower together after a hot session and she said the water suddenly gets warmer!šŸ˜‚.

She turns around and the dude is in full arching foaming piss mode all over her ass and now her belly.šŸ˜²

She was shocked and when she recovered her senses, did what you did and sent him flying into the shower wall!šŸ¤£
 
I'm that way about anal. There is a definite 'eww' factor due to shit being involved, but when I am 'banging the bishop' I sometimes find myself fantasizing about lodging him in a cute little butthole or two.
 
As gross as it would be, Bukkake. I would love to be completely drenched in cum just to know what it's like.
There's something ancient and primal about it. Like the ransacking barbarians of yore probably practiced. The Trojan Women, hmmm... princess of the realm in a forest of cocks.
 
Iā€™ve always found womenā€™s feet to be a huge turn on and have certainly had partners that were willing and even enthusiastic to let me explore my interest. I used to really enjoy kissing, licking and sucking on their feet.

However, I also work quite closely with a wide range of scientists and some time ago got into a conversation with parasitologist about hookwormsā€¦

Iā€™ll just say, I still find feet very sexy. But now theyā€™re just for looking. Haha.
 
For me, the thought of being pissed on makes me say "ewww," but I'd be a liar if I said that a guy peeing on me, or even me swallowing a guy's pee, hadn't come up in my fantasies when I'm masturbating (although, it's never come up when I'm fantasizing about other women, thinking about it). It's only happened to me once in real life, and I was pissed off when the guy pissed on me. You see, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on... šŸ˜‰

But seriously, the time it happened was with a hook up. I had just blown him and was still on my knees. He just stepped back and urinated all over me. I jumped up and pushed him hard. Despite having probanly 80 pounds on me, he landed on his ass and ended up pissing straight up, which meant he ended up pissing on himself. I called him every name I could think of while he lay there laughing. Then I stormed off. I didn't cry until later in the shower, and those tears were as much from lingering anger than anything else.

Now, if Hubby wanted to piss on me, or even in my mouth, I'd let him. But the things I'd let him do if he wanted are much more than what he would ever do to me, and I think the chance of him ever deciding that pissing on me is something he'd like to do is probably very close to zero.
Id drink every drop if you were to pee on me
 
For me, it has always been sloppy seconds or the final man in a gang-bang for her. How many men the latter consists of, depends on the day I fantasize about it.

To me, sloppy-seconds really transcends the line of "ewww, but I wonder what it would feel like".
 
As gross as it would be, Bukkake. I would love to be completely drenched in cum just to know what it's like.
Iā€™ve always wanted to be part of a group carrying out the Bukake with the girl. Closest Iā€™ve got has been with MMF where I and the other male both took turns shooting our loads over our partners face and tits. Beautiful, but Iā€™d love to help completely drench a girl
 
For me, it has always been sloppy seconds or the final man in a gang-bang for her. How many men the latter consists of, depends on the day I fantasize about it.

To me, sloppy-seconds really transcends the line of "ewww, but I wonder what it would feel like".
Iā€™ve been sloppy seconds a few times and it is quite a turn on tbh - itā€™s a whole new level of slick. Really drives you to go all out too!
 
For me, the thought of being pissed on makes me say "ewww," but I'd be a liar if I said that a guy peeing on me, or even me swallowing a guy's pee, hadn't come up in my fantasies when I'm masturbating (although, it's never come up when I'm fantasizing about other women, thinking about it). It's only happened to me once in real life, and I was pissed off when the guy pissed on me. You see, it's better to be pissed off than pissed on... šŸ˜‰

But seriously, the time it happened was with a hook up. I had just blown him and was still on my knees. He just stepped back and urinated all over me. I jumped up and pushed him hard. Despite having probanly 80 pounds on me, he landed on his ass and ended up pissing straight up, which meant he ended up pissing on himself. I called him every name I could think of while he lay there laughing. Then I stormed off. I didn't cry until later in the shower, and those tears were as much from lingering anger than anything else.

Now, if Hubby wanted to piss on me, or even in my mouth, I'd let him. But the things I'd let him do if he wanted are much more than what he would ever do to me, and I think the chance of him ever deciding that pissing on me is something he'd like to do is probably very close to zero.
when it comes to sexual stuff there could be a long list of things where one would be saying eww but later loving the same thing.
and pee play.... i used to dislike but my sister got me into it and well except the first few times i have always loved peeing on or in a girl's holes... my sister doesnt mind even drinking it
 
For me, the thought of being pissed on makes me say "ewww," but I'd be a liar if I said that a guy peeing on me, or even me swallowing a guy's pee, hadn't come up in my fantasies when I'm masturbating (although, it's never come up when I'm fantasizing about other women, thinking about it).
It's the opposite for me, I mean piss is still "eww" but I fantasize about other women peeing on me and not men, though I have plenty of other fantasies about men.
 
I really canā€™t handle oysters (unless social codes really, really - I mean REALLY - needs me to digest a couple) so they are the ā€œewwwwā€ for me.
However, I can fantazise me naked in bed with partner or partners feeding each other oysters while kissing, exploring bodies and fucking.
 
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