Something New & Fun For Literoticans

[Laurel]

Hi All!

As many of you know, Manu and I have been working on the idea of an adult advice column for Literotica for quite a while now. We got close to starting it about a year ago, but things didn't work out as planned at that time.

Today we're proud to announce the launch of Literotica's very own exclusive advice column, Ask Aspasia & Fern! The mysterious talent behind the column shall remain mysterious unless they choose otherwise.

This is the first weekly column, and I would love it if you could give it a read and see what you think. Feel free, too, to send questions and/or comments to Aspasia & Fern for possible inclusion in future columns.

This is brand new, but we're hoping it will grow into a big and fun part of the Literotica experience (or is that experiment?).

Enough nonsense! Let me know what you think.

http://www.literotica.com/aspasia/

 

[Never]

*ROTGLMFAO*
Oh, it hurts.. it's just too good.
This is the second coolest thing that's ever happened to Literotica.

 

[Mensa]

Sounds familiar

Aspasia and Fern?!?!

Didn't they used to be on "Hee Haw"?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

My favorite Aspasia & Fern snippets

*** He also likes to be spanked and fucked with cucumbers in the ass. I love this man.

*** your man's desirous of a skank twat that pees on him, so he can whistle the tune of "Finally, it has happened to me," while you tap that tuchas, spell his name and slam a 12 inch cuc up his ass!

*** You're a slave to your vagina! Your twitching vulva lips have taken you hostage.

I think such sensitive and prudent advice speaks for itself. A fine addition to Lit.

 

[lavender]

 

[Natalie Nessus]

 

[Laurel]

*ROTGLMFAO*
Oh, it hurts.. it's just too good.
This is the second coolest thing that's ever happened to Literotica.

The first being...Kittycam?

 

[Never]

The first being...Kittycam?

No the first being me.

(Hey, I'm in a kick ass mood tonight, what can I say?)

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Yup

as for Aspasia and Fern...

Id rather ask Never

 

[Laurel]

You can ask Never. She knows the Tootsie Pop answer.

 

[OUTSIDER]

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[sexy-girl]

this is a very cool idea and very fun i may pose some questions at some point

 

[Skally]

love it

It's great

Very entertaining...

 

[rahfirst]

Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ...

This is like soooo weird, but as was said before

it fits wit Lit. ROFLMAO


Nonetheless.....