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[Starfish]

She ran off with me.


Sorry.
She didn't want me to tell you, but I think you need to be let down easy, so I figured I'd be here to comfort you when you were told.

 

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pussy guns turn on the ladies...

 

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I pissed on your mothers grave earlier


Was passing the pit....felt my bladder was heavy...cocked my leg, sprayed

hats it

You sound like my dog.... except his sentence structure is better. And he's black.

 

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