Someone you dirtily fantasize about

[bigbritish]

Me? I pass by these really well-to-do college girls. I had a lot of years feeling like shit, shoved around and whatnot. Now? I'm pretty confident about my ability to tease. I still have my dirty revenge to carry out, however

I want to pound one of these girl's pussies so she's screaming my name because she can't think straight. I want her to say my name because she's already said, "oh fuck!" so much. I'm pretty good at turning the energy low and punching it at just the right moment. I think I can be her dirty little secret. A good girl gone bad, so when she's walking down the street looking well-to-do she's embarrassed to see me. How could she let her guard down like that and have all those naughty things done to her? She was supposed to keep herself in check, keep her composure.

I might look nice, but I'm a bad boy. I think I can turn 1 pretty ass at a time.

What's your day-to-day dirty fantasy?

 

[TwilightJ48]

My best friends husband

 

[Pbass888]

I love how..

.. the original poster takes the time to write a decent opening post, which is a bit dirty and horny, and then someone just comes in with the amazingly unimaginative and deadpan...:

"my best friend's husband"

Hahaha made me laugh..

 

[bigbritish]

.. the original poster takes the time to write a decent opening post, which is a bit dirty and horny, and then someone just comes in with the amazingly unimaginative and deadpan...:

"my best friend's husband"

Hahaha made me laugh..

heck yea! rock on

 

[frostyghost09]

Question.....by day-to-day...does it have to be about someone we know personally? or can it be, say a famous individual?

 

[bigbritish]

Question.....by day-to-day...does it have to be about someone we know personally? or can it be, say a famous individual?

fantasies are fantasies, the more elaborate the better!

 

[Litfanman_inGB]

My neighbor is smoking hot and cuts the grass in a lime green bikini. She's a petite brunette with long hair, tanned and tone body with a sexy voice. The way she rides the mower, one leg propped up leaving nothing to the imagination and the other to the side. Riding around with her mp3 player and singing out loud, you won't see her on American Idol or X-Factor unless it's in the blooper reels. I've fantasized about what I'd like her to do with that mouth though.

 

[frostyghost09]

fantasies are fantasies, the more elaborate the better!

Good. This is fitting, since I,ah, woke up "contemplating" this.
Hesitant to name names... think winter athletes, scruffy brown hair, muscular, with facial hair that would look strange on just about anyone else, along with what are among the dreamiest eyes on the planet and a smile that if were ever aimed at me I'm pretty sure I'd either faint or come on the spot. Or both. I see this guy as a big inspiration but can't help also finding him undeniably sexy.

As to the fantasies themselves...they vary. Some are relatively tame, like, a mutual massage followed by passionate sexing. Others? not so much tame as letting my imagination run comparatively berserk. Like, pinning him down and slowly undressing, taking time to kiss and explore every single muscle, followed by a kiss which is then followed by a little wrestling and him pinning ME down....Pretty sure he could. Those arms....meow.

Then there's the one my mind drifted to this morning.....imagining being woken up with kiss after kiss, hands fondling and caressing and generally treating me like a goddess... then once I'm awake enough, a dialogue something like this occurs
"Whatcha doing?"
"Waking you up."
"Mm. Mission accomplished. Now were you planning on finishing what you started?"
"Of course."
Purr. Damn....now my horniness rating's somewhere around 25.......

 

[bigbritish]

Good. This is fitting, since I,ah, woke up "contemplating" this.
Hesitant to name names... think winter athletes, scruffy brown hair, muscular, with facial hair that would look strange on just about anyone else, along with what are among the dreamiest eyes on the planet and a smile that if were ever aimed at me I'm pretty sure I'd either faint or come on the spot. Or both. I see this guy as a big inspiration but can't help also finding him undeniably sexy.

As to the fantasies themselves...they vary. Some are relatively tame, like, a mutual massage followed by passionate sexing. Others? not so much tame as letting my imagination run comparatively berserk. Like, pinning him down and slowly undressing, taking time to kiss and explore every single muscle, followed by a kiss which is then followed by a little wrestling and him pinning ME down....Pretty sure he could. Those arms....meow.

Then there's the one my mind drifted to this morning.....imagining being woken up with kiss after kiss, hands fondling and caressing and generally treating me like a goddess... then once I'm awake enough, a dialogue something like this occurs
"Whatcha doing?"
"Waking you up."
"Mm. Mission accomplished. Now were you planning on finishing what you started?"
"Of course."
Purr. Damn....now my horniness rating's somewhere around 25.......

i'll echo that purr with a ruff!

 

[frostyghost09]

Thanks. Funny how when I started typing that I was fully clothed.....

 

[michael2956]

A former co-worker called me yesterday and asked for a favor. I haven't seen her in two years, but her deep, sexy, southern drawl has always turned me on. She's a curvy, mature, BBW, and nasty and sexy as hell. We took a business trip together 5 years ago and she met me at the breakfast buffet and out of the blue said, "I give great phone sex." Of course, I asked her to elaborate and she did. She said she talked about wanting the guy's cock deep inside of her and him bent over while she "did him" with her black strap-on. Another time at a party she asked me, "Does Viagra work on women? I took one the other day and got so horny I had to fuck the stick shift. She talked about driving an RV while someone was eating her pussy. But the the thing that I still occassionally cum to was the day she walked in my office wearing a tight, short yellow skirt, a white blouse that was so snug I thought the buttons might pop, and red fuck-me heels. She stood in the door and said, "I just love making love on the hood of a car in a gentle rain," and walked back to her office.

She's a cock tease, of course, and told me she'd never have sex with a married man, constantly rebuffing my suggestive flirting. I'm still married, but god, I want to get together with her when I complete the favor and spend hours licking her pussy and slowly fucking her doggy style on the hood of my car. Maybe it will even be raining!

 

[frostyghost09]

A former co-worker called me yesterday and asked for a favor. I haven't seen her in two years, but her deep, sexy, southern drawl has always turned me on. She's a curvy, mature, BBW, and nasty and sexy as hell. We took a business trip together 5 years ago and she met me at the breakfast buffet and out of the blue said, "I give great phone sex." Of course, I asked her to elaborate and she did. She said she talked about wanting the guy's cock deep inside of her and him bent over while she "did him" with her black strap-on. Another time at a party she asked me, "Does Viagra work on women? I took one the other day and got so horny I had to fuck the stick shift. She talked about driving an RV while someone was eating her pussy. But the the thing that I still occassionally cum to was the day she walked in my office wearing a tight, short yellow skirt, a white blouse that was so snug I thought the buttons might pop, and red fuck-me heels. She stood in the door and said, "I just love making love on the hood of a car in a gentle rain," and walked back to her office.

She's a cock tease, of course, and told me she'd never have sex with a married man, constantly rebuffing my suggestive flirting. I'm still married, but god, I want to get together with her when I complete the favor and spend hours licking her pussy and slowly fucking her doggy style on the hood of my car. Maybe it will even be raining!

That's hot. Threesome with her and the wife, maybe??


(Gotta add one to mine, something about getting it on in a hottub or shower....Down, Leia down!)

 

[michael2956]

That's hot. Threesome with her and the wife, maybe??


(Gotta add one to mine, something about getting it on in a hottub or shower....Down, Leia down!)

Well, since you ask, I do envision a threesome, but not with my wife. Since this thread is about dirty fantasies, I would love to invite my best friend over to watch the World Series and have a few beers. S rings the door bell to thank me for the favor. I invite her in and hand her a Boulevard Wheat. She sits down on the couch next to my friend, A, (who, I've been told by my wife and two other women), is "damn hot." His father was from Spain, so A is dark complexted with dark brown eyes and black hair. S begins to obviously flirt with him, while I sit in the recliner, sipping my beer and watching them. The World Series is long forgotten.

S puts her hand on A's leg as she tells him story and I can't help but notice that her hand is high on his thigh. The room is full of sexual tension. I put my beer down and walk across the room. S and A move over a bit, making room for me to sit by her. I surprise them when I sit next to A. He seems a bit put-off when I put my hand on his other leg. He probably would have gotten up and left, except by this time S's hand was rubbing the rather prominent bulge in his jeans.

I squeeze his thigh and put my hand under his shirt, feeling his abs, then pinching his nipples. S, by this time, has opened his jeans. He arches his back and we pull them off. God, his cock is wide! Not that long but so thick. He's already leaking pre-cum from the purple, swollen head. S and I exchange glances, then bend down, she licking his cock from one side, me on the other, our tongues dancing over the head and occassionally swirling in each other's mouths. I reach between his splayed legs and begin to roll his full balls in my hand while we continue to suck him. He's bucking off the couch, trying to drive his cock deeper into our mouths. He's in a frenzy as we lick him, suck him, tease him. Finally he groans and explodes, cum filling our mouths and running down our chins. He falls back on the couch. I wipe the excess cum off my face with the back of my hand. I surprise him again, when I lean over him, roughly grab his face and let the cum drool into his mouth, while S has her hand down her own jeans. She and I are so hot, so horny we have to cum....

But that's another story.

 

[muffalo]

I DO like the thread don't get me wrong, but could we change the title to "deviantly" or "pervertedly" instead of "dirtily"?
dirtily isn't really a proper adverb is all...
But i love the thread.
And I'm gonna say a co-worker..or two
Muff.

 

[Thickguy4]

I fantasize about being at work, I'm reading lit and I'm so horny that I have to go to the private wash room to take care of myself. While I'm stroking my hard cock a female coworker walks,in on me.... Guess I forgot to lock the door...

She sees me and stares...then she closes the door and locks it. She walks over and starts to stroke my cock. We star to kiss as I unbutton her blouse and open her bra. Her amazing tits fall out and I start to suck on her hard nipples. My hand roams down and I unzip her pants and slide my hand inside her panties. I continue to suck on her hard nipples as we proceed to get each other off. She strokes my cock and I rub her clit. We both cum together and my cock shoots explodes all over the wall and her hand. She licks my cum off he fingers as I lick her juice off mine.

We both zip up, wash up and return to work.....

 

[jennytwoshoes]

I fantasise about a lot of people, and my rule of thumb is: the dirtier, the better.

There's this guy who works at a sci-fi shop I frequent; he's kind of overweight, but not ridiculously so, and he has rather long hair. I'm ashamed to admit that, at first, I didn't think that kinda guy would have a girlfriend, but all of a sudden, in enters this redheaded hottie who might've been Mara Jade personified. My thoughts quickly turned to how I could set up a threesome.

 

[husky4life]

My best friends wife.