Someone is trying to tell me something..

[freakygirl]

Someone doesn't want me to have my christmas decorations up..

Ok.. here is what my day/night as been like

*get up at 10:30 am to the mess of big ass wind storm*NO wind.. outside tree leaning a tad bit to the right.. so.. we wired it to the ceiling of the porch.. (the stand is already screwed into the decking on the porch). Mr snowman and Mr Santa are laying down (so we upright them). Reindeer to our sleigh and reindeer set are blown across the yard. (fix them and restake them into the ground)

*wind is now blowing again*

*noon* Mr 8ft snowman is laying on his left side and Mr 8ft santaa is attempting to crawl into much smaller sleigh for a nap. (they are tethered into the ground, but I guess wind was stronger than tethers). We deflate and restand them .. tightening tether.. no wind.. ok.. all upright and tethered tightly

*noon thirty* hubby leaves for work.. 40 mile an hour winds start up AGAIN. Mr Snowman does nose dive to ground.. Mr Santa looks as if he is trying to give himself a blow job. So I go out in the pouring rain and gale force winds.. deflate them.

*2 pm* no wind.. reinflate snowman and santa

*2 thirty* fucking wind again.. blows down everyone

*4pm* no wind.. stand everyone up again

*5pm* fucking wind.. boom goes outside tree (broke the damn wire) and whips the shit out of mr snowman and mr santa.. so i go out again in the cold ass wind forced rain.. and deflate them.. kick the sleigh and reindeer back into an upright position.. and threw Mr snowman and Mr Santa back into the garage.

all of my icicle lights are blown up onto the roof..

so.. i figured I'd turn everything off.. and ignore the fact that the outside tree is now laying on the front porch instead of standing up.

Guess what.. THE FUCKING WIND STOPPED BLOWING!

so.. anyone else see a pattern here?

 

[registered "^^"]

Someone doesn't want me to have my christmas decorations up..

Ok.. here is what my day/night as been like

*get up at 10:30 am to the mess of big ass wind storm*NO wind.. outside tree leaning a tad bit to the right.. so.. we wired it to the ceiling of the porch.. (the stand is already screwed into the decking on the porch). Mr snowman and Mr Santa are laying down (so we upright them). Reindeer to our sleigh and reindeer set are blown across the yard. (fix them and restake them into the ground)

*wind is now blowing again*

*noon* Mr 8ft snowman is laying on his left side and Mr 8ft santaa is attempting to crawl into much smaller sleigh for a nap. (they are tethered into the ground, but I guess wind was stronger than tethers). We deflate and restand them .. tightening tether.. no wind.. ok.. all upright and tethered tightly

*noon thirty* hubby leaves for work.. 40 mile an hour winds start up AGAIN. Mr Snowman does nose dive to ground.. Mr Santa looks as if he is trying to give himself a blow job. So I go out in the pouring rain and gale force winds.. deflate them.

*2 pm* no wind.. reinflate snowman and santa

*2 thirty* fucking wind again.. blows down everyone

*4pm* no wind.. stand everyone up again

*5pm* fucking wind.. boom goes outside tree (broke the damn wire) and whips the shit out of mr snowman and mr santa.. so i go out again in the cold ass wind forced rain.. and deflate them.. kick the sleigh and reindeer back into an upright position.. and threw Mr snowman and Mr Santa back into the garage.

all of my icicle lights are blown up onto the roof..

so.. i figured I'd turn everything off.. and ignore the fact that the outside tree is now laying on the front porch instead of standing up.

Guess what.. THE FUCKING WIND STOPPED BLOWING!

so.. anyone else see a pattern here?

Yep your house is a good place to get blown!!!!!!!!!


hehehe

 

[April]

LMFAO!!

Sorry, but from my point of view, not having to deal with it, it's damn funny.

 

[Wiggles]

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[Phoenyx]

The Message here is dont put up any more decorations

 

[freakygirl]

registered...my husband wouldn't argue this point

Angel.. actually it is funny NOW.. it wasn't a few hours ago.

Wiggles.. all my neighbors are old, cranky and in bed by dark.. I don't think any of them know how to laugh *L*

Pheonyx..your advice is like telling a drug addict to stay away from drugs..

 

[Guest]

ok, at first i wasn't gonna say anything, but then i started getting this visual image... i just kept laughing to myself so i had to respond...

as a neighbor...

oh dear, all of freaky girls x-mas stuff blew over. oh there she is, mmmmm, damn i enjoy watchinng her work in the yard. ohhhhhh yea thats it bend over and pic that snowman up. *lol*

so, freaky girl finishes and goes back in her house, darn. its a little windy out, but not to bad and an idea pops into my head. i sneak across the street, being very carefull not to be seen. untie the tethers, knock the snowman over and un back across the street to my house, watching waiting, and yes. the wind pics up and it looks all so natural.

oh yes, just like clock work freakygirl looks outside and runs out to fix it. mmmmmmmm, did i mention how much i enjoy watching her working in the yard. damn she got done even quicker.

at noon thirty it gets windy again, not to bad though, so just as its about to die down, i run across the street, and "fix" things up again....and again, and again...

ok, so as i read your story this was the visual image that had me laughing soooooo hard.

 

[freakygirl]

ok, at first i wasn't gonna say anything, but then i started getting this visual image... i just kept laughing to myself so i had to respond...

as a neighbor...

oh dear, all of freaky girls x-mas stuff blew over. oh there she is, mmmmm, damn i enjoy watchinng her work in the yard. ohhhhhh yea thats it bend over and pic that snowman up. *lol*

so, freaky girl finishes and goes back in her house, darn. its a little windy out, but not to bad and an idea pops into my head. i sneak across the street, being very carefull not to be seen. untie the tethers, knock the snowman over and un back across the street to my house, watching waiting, and yes. the wind pics up and it looks all so natural.

oh yes, just like clock work freakygirl looks outside and runs out to fix it. mmmmmmmm, did i mention how much i enjoy watching her working in the yard. damn she got done even quicker.

at noon thirty it gets windy again, not to bad though, so just as its about to die down, i run across the street, and "fix" things up again....and again, and again...

ok, so as i read your story this was the visual image that had me laughing soooooo hard.

oh.. you are that pervert old man from down the street.. that's why you are posting as unregistered.. right?

a troll that was actually funny is that possible?

 

[Rollin Fun]

opps, no troll here

oh.. you are that pervert old man from down the street.. that's why you are posting as unregistered.. right?

a troll that was actually funny is that possible?

ughhhhhhhhhh, i was looged off and forgot to register again...

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Laughing WITH you, I hope

Oh Freakygurl....

After viewing your wonderful photos on your webpage... at first so saddened at the loss of snowman and santa,
but have to admit that your descriptions eventually had me ROFLMAO.....

Hope the winds lessen and that you continue to astound your old grumpy neighbors with even more adventurous designs!

Will you be posting a picture of that poor tree?

 

[Rollin Fun]

yes, please put up more, lol.

did i mention i like watching you out in the yard, lol


actually, i do love the folks who go all out for christmas. the lights, the gala of it all. hope your lights, etc, go better now that i'll stop messin with them, lol...