Someone got a life I can borrow....

[T.H. Oughts]

I'm tired from working too many hours...

I'm tired of having no REAL help around the home...

I'm tired of not getting the emotional warmth I need....

I'm just tired....

Anyone got some good bits of their life I can borrow????

 

[Cerberus666]

naw but i might have a clue or two hanging around. i got a bunch of em for christmas.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

naw but i might have a clue or two hanging around. i got a bunch of em for christmas.

I got the clues alright..... just not the ones I want....

 

[KillerMuffin]

Mine's not much better, but I can offer you a long-distance cyber hug with all the warmth of a fresh from the oven Muffin.

 

[kiwiwolf]

You need someone who can cook, clean and look after kids... now where can you find someone like that who will be homeless in a couple of weeks?

Hiya hon.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Mine's not much better, but I can offer you a long-distance cyber hug with all the warmth of a fresh from the oven Muffin.

Damn... can I have one too?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Mine's not much better, but I can offer you a long-distance cyber hug with all the warmth of a fresh from the oven Muffin.

Thanks darlin that means a lot..... hugs you back

 

[kiwiwolf]

Thanks darlin that means a lot..... hugs you back

Pick up the phone kiddo... my line is open.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You need someone who can cook, clean and look after kids... now where can you find someone like that who will be homeless in a couple of weeks?

Hiya hon.

I think it is time you and I seriously looked at sharing rent on a house after the shit I've been through today....

P.S. I don't do dishes....

 

[kiwiwolf]

I think it is time you and I seriously looked at sharing rent on a house after the shit I've been through today....

P.S. I don't do dishes....

Paper plates?

I'd share with you any day TH. You're a cool lady and would make an awesome room mate.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

make an awesome room mate.

Hold on... only one room????? Where could I masterbate in peace???? Also I don't wanna hear you howl when you blow the load, it's bad enough you pee while talking to people on the phone....

*chuckles*

 

[kiwiwolf]

Hold on... only one room????? Where could I masterbate in peace???? Also I don't wanna hear you howl when you blow the load, it's bad enough you pee while talking to people on the phone....

*chuckles*

I don't howl... often.

 

[nasty1]

You can have mine, but, I'm afraid you would be getting a shitty deal.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

You can have mine, but, I'm afraid you would be getting a shitty deal.

With your fetish it would be.

 

[lobito]

you certainly don't want my non existant sex life then...

I can cook & clean too, but Kiwi is MUCH closer, even though there's plenty of room here at the house.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I can cook & clean too, but Kiwi is MUCH closer, even though there's plenty of room here at the house.

Hey KW, I think you and I have somewhere to go live.

Thanks Lobito we are house trained, just don't ask me to call ya Daddy...

 

[lobito]

Sure you can both come along.

Oh, and why not Daddy? Kiwi does!

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Oh, and why not Daddy? Kiwi does!

But we all know he's a hussy...

 

[lobito]

that's probably why we get along so well, of course, Wolves do run in packs.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

that's probably why we get along so well, of course, Wolves do run in packs.

Nope, he is an ass man and with the tattoo on yours if turns him into wench mode.

 

[kiwiwolf]

But we all know he's a hussy...

I'm not a hussy... I'm a slut. And lobito you said you wouldn't tell about the Daddy thing.

 

[nasty1]

you certainly don't want my non existant sex life then...

What he said.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I'm not a hussy... I'm a slut. And lobito you said you wouldn't tell about the Daddy thing.

A slut with yellow ying yangs by the look of it, lol

 

[mig]

Choose me,choose me.

I'll cook,do housework,but I won't iron.I've even been known to get romantic.

PS.I also walk dogs.

 

[Guru]