Someone cheer me up?

[TheEarl]

Please?

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

*hugs and kisses*

I'm just off out to get chocolate in a moment, do you want me to pick you some up?


Cheered yet?


I'll warn you, if you're not cheered soon I may have to start telling you jokes....

 

[mlady_france]

Please?

The Earl

What's wrong handsome?

 

[SensualCealy]

Awe whats wrong sweet stuff?
I could tell you a few jokes but that may just turn your stomach.
Let me know whats going on and I maybe I can help.
C

 

[impressive]

Please?

The Earl

You're about to be PUBLISHED, young man.

 

[Guest]

 

[English Lady]

I know you're not into football much, but this made me giggle....

 

[TheEarl]

You're about to be PUBLISHED, young man.

Okay, that got a smirk.

Bloody depression. I don't actually have a reason for feeling crappy; it's just there. Cogito, ergo anima tractus.

I'm ordering pizza in a minute; anyone want some?

The Earl

 

[mlady_france]

*hugs and kisses*

I'm just off out to get chocolate in a moment, do you want me to pick you some up?


Cheered yet?


I'll warn you, if you're not cheered soon I may have to start telling you jokes....

Jokes!
Silly me. The first thing I thought about was flashing.

 

[TheEarl]

I know you're not into football much, but this made me giggle....

<chuckle>

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

Pizza yum! go on, I've got the munchies, get me some in too

Yay, I raised a chuckle!

 

[Meladie]

Please?

The Earl

I don't know what's on your chest and tummy, but it looks yummy. Maybe you could do that again, and I would lick it off.

 

[TheEarl]

Yay, I raised a chuckle!

Why do I have a horrible thought of Barry and Paul doing a version of Frankenstien?

"Rise Chuckle, riiise!"

The Earl

 

[SensualCealy]

sure as long as there isnt any anchovies on it! Those smell like a cheap Whores drawers!

Now what could we do with that pizza? Any ideas?
C

 

[TheEarl]

I don't know what's on your chest and tummy, but it looks yummy. Maybe you could do that again, and I would lick it off.

Hello Meladie. Your avatar has just got a genuine XY head-tilt. Thank you, I feel a bit better now.

It's whipped cream btw.

The Earl

 

[English Lady]

Why do I have a horrible thought of Barry and Paul doing a version of Frankenstien?

"Rise Chuckle, riiise!"

The Earl

Oh now you just made me chuckle! *LOL* I love the chuckle Brothers!

"To me!"

"To you!"

*grins*

I bet we're baffling the Americans again....

 

[mlady_france]

If I be good and pass on the pizza, does that mean I can double my dessert?

 

[TheEarl]

I weep

I don’t know why.
I don’t know what for.
I don’t know where it comes from.
I don’t know how I’ve fallen so fast for no reason.

I don’t know who I am.

Just five minutes ago,
I sat here smiling.
But now all I can do,
Is weep.



This is why I don't write poetry that often. I do apologise for inflicting that on you.

The Earl

 

[Samandiriel]

I weep

I don’t know why.
I don’t know what for.
I don’t know where it comes from.
I don’t know how I’ve fallen so fast for no reason.

I don’t know who I am.

Just five minutes ago,
I sat here smiling.
But now all I can do,
Is weep.



This is why I don't write poetry that often. I do apologise for inflicting that on you.

The Earl

Some of the greatest writers and poets wrote from their pain and their passion, if not for that momentary bit of anguish, the rest of us would be deprived of a greater beauty.

 

[LadyJeanne]

I weep

I don’t know why.
I don’t know what for.
I don’t know where it comes from.
I don’t know how I’ve fallen so fast for no reason.

I don’t know who I am.

Just five minutes ago,
I sat here smiling.
But now all I can do,
Is weep.



This is why I don't write poetry that often. I do apologise for inflicting that on you.

The Earl

A smart, handsome, charming, sexy porn & poetry writer should never weep alone. Go out and smile at some girls - they'll probably smile back. If not, here are some smooches to tide you over.

 

[TheEarl]

Oh, I didn't mean because it was depressing! Hell, some of my best short stories will make you want to slit your wrists.

I meant cause it's crap.

The Earl

 

[Samandiriel]

Oh, I didn't mean because it was depressing! Hell, some of my best short stories will make you want to slit your wrists.

I meant cause it's crap.

The Earl

then blow it out your arse.

 

[English Lady]

You'll pull through love, and you'll be smilin again soon no doubt.

Sometimes you just have to weep, let it out, accept it and then work through it.

And eat pizza have they delivered it yet?

 

[Meladie]

I weep

I don’t know why.
I don’t know what for.
I don’t know where it comes from.
I don’t know how I’ve fallen so fast for no reason.

I don’t know who I am.

Just five minutes ago,
I sat here smiling.
But now all I can do,
Is weep.



This is why I don't write poetry that often. I do apologise for inflicting that on you.

The Earl

Well, you could certainly add to that, and it would make for a great song- just a depressing one.

Everyone feels this way from time to time. You heard the saying- this soon shall pass.

 

[TheEarl]

then blow it out your arse.

As I said, apologies for inflicting thato n you.

The Earl