Somebody HELP me!!!!

[Rubyfruit]

I've been here for a few weeks, but suddenly, today in fact, my ass has apparently been superglued to my chair! Who did it?

No matter how I try, I just can't seem to leave the computer.

Is it a virus? OMG! Could it be Anthrax?

Worried Ruby

 

[Rambling Rose]

breathe woman BREATHE!

I'm coming to pry your ass from the chair...stay put!

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thank you

Thank you Blushing Rose.

But HURRY, ok? I need to pee!

Ruby

 

[Todd]

I've been here for a few weeks, but suddenly, today in fact, my ass has apparently been superglued to my chair! Who did it?

yes my fiendish plot has come to fruition

now that I have you glued to your chair there shall be no escape from my fiendish sexual plans for you

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[estevie]

LOL

Hi Ruby, nice to meet ya!

Some days are worse, or better depending on how ya see it, than others.

I sent an email to my love...ohhh, 45 min ago, saying i was off to bed...hmmm, still haven't made it yet! lol i keep saying, well, just more post and then i'll go to bed! its not working!

but the evil eye from my damn hubby is starting to get to me, so...this time..I'm off!

 

[Rubyfruit]

My husband just got home from work, looked at me and shook his head. LOL

I confessed right then and there. Honey, I'm a Lit addict.

I think it helps to be honest about these things.

Ruby

 

[Todd]

My husband just got home from work, looked at me and shook his head. LOL

I confessed right then and there. Honey, I'm a Lit addict.

I think it helps to be honest about these things.

Ruby

but, but, but what about me? what about us?

 

[Rubyfruit]

yes my fiendish plot has come to fruition

now that I have you glued to your chair there shall be no escape from my fiendish sexual plans for you

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You're a very bad boy, Todd. Go to my room!

Ruby

 

[SimplySouthern]

Hi Ruby

Lit is addicting. Accept it.

We have a 12-step program in place but none of us have the will power to complete it and we can't make the meetings because we are too busy posting.

By the way, I've seen your boobies...and they are HOT HOT HOT

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Lit is addicting. Accept it.

We have a 12-step program in place but none of us have the will power to complete it and we can't make the meetings because we are too busy posting.

By the way, I've seen your boobies...and they are HOT HOT HOT

There are Boobies?

 

[thumbs2_ca]

Welcome to Lit Ruby and yes, it is addictive.
But sooooooooo much fun. lol

 

[Rubyfruit]

By the way, I've seen your boobies...and they are HOT HOT HOT

Shush!

Thanks SS.

Ruby

 

[Phoenyx]

We should start a support groups for Lit adicts.
And we can hold online meeting here.

 

[Phoenyx]

By the way, I've seen your boobies...and they are HOT HOT HOT

Where where where?

 

[SimplySouthern]

No No. There are no boobies. I made that all up.

Not a boobie one does Ruby own or show pictures of.

I think I deserve a picture of her tatas posted here just for me clearing up this misunderstanding.

No one else come back in here.

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Oh it is I am the so the sorry for the ass that you are the having. I can be the sympathizing the so the very much with you. It is the more then the once that I am the having the superglue on the hot stud ass of the Gnufi and it is not the most the pleasant of the experiences that I am the ever the having in the life of me.

 

[Todd]

You're a very bad boy, Todd. Go to my room!

Ruby

right away as you request

 

[celiaKitten]

Oh you can tell it's really bad when you're staying here for hours talking about things like:
sex with robots
peanut butter

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Fuck they are some Boobies too

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Where is it the being that we are fucking the boobies? I am the loving of that!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Even you could Gnufi... even you.

There's a reason she called herself Rubyfruit

YOWZA

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Oh yahs? She is having the delicious melons?

 

[Rubyfruit]

There's a reason she called herself Rubyfruit...

Actually, it's from Rita Mae Brown's book, Rubyfruit Jungle.

Who's read it? Show of hands please.

Thank you Chef, for what I believe are compliments on my breasts.

Ruby

 

[Mr. Bootie]

Melikes You Ruby!!!

But of course I know who you are. I NEVER miss the ta ta's. Yours I like. Yes indeed. More Please???



kgboot



btw- As for your addiction. All I can say is...........GOTCHA!!!! LOL

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Thank you Chef, for what I believe are compliments on my breasts.

I'm amazed you can walk!

Yes, it is a compliment... I think its fits them very well, as our verbose friend Gnufi said "Those are delicious melons."