Somebody help me before I kill someone

Svedish_Chef

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Yes I am having one of those days...

I cant get out of here but I really need to

I'm going mad... I need sanity.

Help
 
*peeking in the door, looking around and sighing*

Guess the need for sanity disqualifies me. Sorry Chef. Haven't had my sanity for quite a few years.

*sneaking back out the door quietly*
 
"Gee Chef,it can't be that bad!"

Take a few deep breaths now!...In threw your nose,blow out threw your mouth!

Now don't that feel better?

Have a good one Chef!
 
Mortto56 said:
"Gee Chef,it can't be that bad!"

Take a few deep breaths now!...In threw your nose,blow out threw your mouth!

Now don't that feel better?

Have a good one Chef!

God I miss Lashers BB...

Yep getting better but nobody hand me explosives
 
More professionally said....

YA'LL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE MY MIND...UP IN HERE....UP IN HERE.
YA'LL GONNA MAKE ME LOSE CONTROL...UP IN HERE....UP IN HERE.
 
oh Chef darling .... misery loves company ...

.... as you very well know .... i am in the same boat .. hey where did those damn oars go anyway?

... beam me up Scotty ... take me away Calgon ...
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... and anyways when you say you are having a bad "day" ... i have no idea what day you are referring to ... down under that is ... was it yesterday? are you feeling better today? is it tomorrow? or is it today today?
 
Sweet Isabella... is there room in that tub for me too?

Sigh..... just in a romantic, silly mood today, and no one to lavish it on.
 
Bathing Beauties

Merelan said:
Sweet Isabella... is there room in that tub for me too?

Sigh..... just in a romantic, silly mood today, and no one to lavish it on.
ohhhhhh Merelan .... of course dear ....

... and romantic silly moods are the best moods of all. ;)
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Splish splash ...
we are taking a bath ...
 
I am so sorry that you are in a funk==

For a good time, go to my thread about those never ending threads. Check it out, all of you, especially the lovely women.

Ole blue, the panderer

(I have no shame anymore. Is this what the desire for fame and glory does to a guy)???
 
Re: I am so sorry that you are in a funk==

FlamingoBlue said:

(I have no shame anymore. Is this what the desire for fame and glory does to a guy)???

Yes...
 
What happened to Lashers BB???

:p
 
One of those days. Damn I've been there. The only thing that I've try is to scream.

STOP THE PLANET, I WANNA GET OF.

But does it help. No way. So back to the madhouse (The World)
 
GuyJD said:
Sammyjo said:
Well, come on over...you know what I'm about to do ;)

HOLD ON, I'M COMING....HOLD ON....I'M COMING.

Well, I took my shower about 12 hours ago...but I would take another one, if I had some good company. :) Wet, slippery, soapy bodies writhing around together...*sigh*...
Sorry Chef ;)
 
Sammyjo said:
Well, I took my shower about 12 hours ago...but I would take another one, if I had some good company. :) Wet, slippery, soapy bodies writhing around together...*sigh*...
Sorry Chef ;)

For the second time in 12 hours... bitch!

Iz... as bad as yours was yesterday mine has been worse... and it still goes
 
I'll be your dream,
I'll be your wish,
I'll be your sanity.... oops fantasy.. (hell, either)

I want to stand with you on a mountain.
I want to bathe with you in the sea.
I want to lay like this forever.
Until the sky falls down on me... <-- how does all that sound to you?

hope you're feeling better Sweetie..
 
Svedish_Chef said:
Sammyjo said:
Well, I took my shower about 12 hours ago...but I would take another one, if I had some good company. :) Wet, slippery, soapy bodies writhing around together...*sigh*...
Sorry Chef ;)

For the second time in 12 hours... bitch!

Iz... as bad as yours was yesterday mine has been worse... and it still goes

It is so much fun to tease you ;)
 
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow

Svedish_Chef said:
Iz... as bad as yours was yesterday mine has been worse... and it still goes
awwwwwwwwww <big hugs darling> .... you can tell me about it if you want ... i'll be happy to offer you my shoulder ... if you don't want ... that's ok too ... :)

.... but when you say my bad day for me yesterday is that your yesterday ... i mean is that today for you ... or tomorrow ... lol ... no seriously ...
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Big Bear Grrrrrrrrrowl .... Muah! ;)
 
Re: Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow

Heart and shoulder

Wanna cry for you
Would it do any good?
If I rained for you
It would just be water

And the night's with you
And the storm's in your hand
And you're down, and you're down
And I can't lift you
I'm powerless to change your world
I'm powerless to stop the hurt

But I'll give you my heart
Give you my shoulder
I give you my heart
Give you my shoulder
Over and over

Wanna run for you
Would it do any good?
If I flew for you
You would still be standing

And it's hard watching
'Cause I'm part of you
And it's hard not to
Not to know what I can do
I'm powerless to change your world
I'm powerless to stop the hurt

I'm trying hard to be your tower of strength
I'm trying hard to bring you back to joy

I'll give you my heart
Give you my shoulder
I give you my heart
Give you my shoulder

When the night just cuts you through
And the dream is lost to you
When you're worried and confused

I will give you my heart give you my shoulder
I give you my heart
Give you my shoulder
Over and over

Time and again
Give you my shoulder
I will
I give you my heart
Give you my shoulder
I will
Time and again
Over and over
I give you my heart
Give you my shoulder
....................

By the way IZ go da bear!
 
My dream for today

I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

In a little while
I'll be gone
The moment's already passed
Yeah it's gone
And I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here

Strobe lights and blown speakers
Fireworks and hurricanes
I'm not here
This isn't happening
I'm not here
I'm not here
 
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