Some white people on Lit are now telling black people how to react to racial slurs

[cloudy]

There's still some idiot out there using that?

Of course.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

is there a reply you wouldn't say was stupid?
oh, right, one you agree with would be fine.

I disagree with Peregrinator a lot, but even when I do, he rarely says something STUPID.

What Retrieval said was just plain stupid.

 

[cloudy]

I disagree with Peregrinator a lot, but even when I do, he rarely says something STUPID.

What Retrieval said was just plain stupid.

It's Retriever, though. I don't expect much else.

 

[Shhh]

Just put me on one side and everyone else on the other. Fair fight and all.

Christ...how revealing is THAT?

"ME versus The World."

LT...has it always been this way for you? Have you always had the inside track on God's mind and how things ought to be?

Heavens to murgatroyd, what an awful burden for you to carry about.

/Quick...someone call the Med Truck...tell'em to bring the big darts and the heavy restraints.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Of course.

Damn, that slur is not only racist and stupid, but exceptionally stale.

 

[Recidiva]

Christ...how revealing is THAT?

"ME versus The World."

LT...has it always been this way for you? Have you always had the inside track on God's mind and how things ought to be?

Heavens to murgatroyd, what an awful burden for you to carry about.

/Quick...someone call the Med Truck...tell'em to bring the big darts and the heavy restraints.

It's way past time for that.

Just toss popcorn.

 

[paganangel]

I disagree with Peregrinator a lot, but even when I do, he rarely says something STUPID.

What Retrieval said was just plain stupid.

i took what you posted to mean anyone who disagrees is an idiot.
that is what you meant, isn't it?

 

[cloudy]

Damn, that slur is not only racist and stupid, but exceptionally stale.

It's my favorite, though.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Christ...how revealing is THAT?

"ME versus The World."

LT...has it always been this way for you? Have you always had the inside track on God's mind and how things ought to be?

Heavens to murgatroyd, what an awful burden for you to carry about.

/Quick...someone call the Med Truck...tell'em to bring the big darts and the heavy restraints.

You know, I would be really worried if any of the countless people I encounter and talk to on the streets of major cities in California, thought like these folks here in the intellectual ghetto of the GB.

I'd be very worried if I was considered a racist for calling a hispanic kid a jumping bean after he called me a fucking monkey.

I'd be quite concerned if a white person told me I fit black friend's idea of a nigger.

But that ain't the case. That doesn't happen.

I'm more inclined to believe there is some kind of "Punk'd" game going on where people say the most outrageous and stupid things and then see how long they can go claiming it's reality before a major crowd comes by to call bullshit.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

i took what you posted to mean anyone who disagrees is an idiot.
that is what you meant, isn't it?

paganangel: "I have a new theory for everyone. One plus one equals three."
LT: "You're an idiot."
(40 other Litsters now agree, 1+1=3)
LT: "You're all idiots!"
paganangel: "anyone who disagrees with you must be an idiot!"

 

[Recidiva]

You know, I would be really worried if any of the countless people I encounter and talk to on the streets of major cities in California, thought like these folks here in the intellectual ghetto of the GB.

I'd be very worried if I was considered a racist for calling a hispanic kid a jumping bean after he called me a fucking monkey.

I'd be quite concerned if a white person told me I fit black friend's idea of a nigger.

But that ain't the case. That doesn't happen.

I'm more inclined to believe there is some kind of "Punk'd" game going on where people say the most outrageous and stupid things and then see how long they can go claiming it's reality before a major crowd comes by to call bullshit.

You're not worried or concerned though, why is that, exactly?

 

[Ishmael]

You know you're in trouble when even the PC crowd starts snapping to your bullshit.

Looks like Recidiva and I finally agree on something.

Ishmael

 

[Recidiva]

You know you're in trouble when even the PC crowd starts snapping to your bullshit.

Looks like Recidiva and I finally agree on something.

Ishmael

Quick, what's your race so I can insult it and we can be forevermore locked in battle because...

Wait, I really don't care.

You know, if I really were racist, this would be easier.

 

[cloudy]

Quick, what's your race so I can insult it and we can be forevermore locked in battle because...

Wait, I really don't care.

You know, if I really were racist, this would be easier.

oh, c'mon, insult me. You know you wanna.

 

[Sagittarian]

Theres black people here?

 

[Recidiva]

oh, c'mon, insult me. You know you wanna.

*whine*

I've already mocked frybread and your cannibal ancestors.

What more do you want from me?

Creativity?

 

[cloudy]

*whine*

I've already mocked frybread and your cannibal ancestors.

What more do you want from me?

Creativity?

...yes.

 

[Recidiva]

...yes.

*sigh*

What's with the fluorescent colors at the Pow Wows?

I mean, what fuckin' bird does that come from?

Is this strictly traditional?!

 

[cloudy]

*sigh*

What's with the fluorescent colors at the Pow Wows?

I mean, what fuckin' bird does that come from?

Is this strictly traditional?!

love it! More!

 

[ksmybuttons]

You're not worried or concerned though, why is that, exactly?

Quit feeding him!

 

[Ishmael]

Quick, what's your race so I can insult it and we can be forevermore locked in battle because...

Wait, I really don't care.

You know, if I really were racist, this would be easier.

Remember that the next time LT calls someone a racist.

Ishmael

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You're not worried or concerned though, why is that, exactly?

Because I'm not. You're a headcase.

 

[Recidiva]

love it! More!

No, we need some quid pro quo going on here.

Now, as is polite, you must rip upon the white person or it all falls to hell.

 

[Shhh]

I'll try to go slowly so you won't get confused. Much of it has to do with the extreme and provocative way you choose to employ language. Without tracking back through other foolishness, the following (I hope) will suffice):

You know, I would be really worried if any of the countless people I encounter and talk to on the streets of major cities in California, thought like these folks here in the intellectual ghetto of the GB.

They are NOT countless. You could not possibly meet or talk to COUNTLESS people. The fact that you don't bother to count does not make them countless. It's highly unlikely it's more than a few dozen.
As for major cities...Christ, where to begin. Do you bypass minor ones? Which ones are you talking about? Do you flit regularly from LA to SF to San Diego to ...is Carmel big enough to count? Do you only talk to folks in MAJOR cities, eschewing those from small towns as not cosmopolitan enough for your great wisdom and insight?

I'd be very worried if I was considered a racist for calling a hispanic kid a jumping bean after he called me a fucking monkey.

Do you call Hispanic kids "Jumping Bean"?
Frankly, the statement is hard to parse and seems to make little sense.
Would it trouble you that you employed such language, OR do you feel that you ought not to be considered racist if you use those words in retaliation to a perceived racist tag?
Are you saying it's OKAY to call someone a Jumping Bean IF they call you a Monkey first, you stupid fucking MONKEY?

I'd be quite concerned if a white person told me I fit black friend's idea of a nigger.

Gimme a sec...trying to follow: Concerned...whitey tells you that you fit his (?) black friend's idea of a nigger...
...
...
...head asplodes...

I'd be more concerned if a beige motherfucker told me that I fit his uncle's second cousin's ex-wife's sister's step-father's brother's friend's idea of what the black guy who work's at his local Denny's idea of a JEW is.

But that ain't the case. That doesn't happen.

ROTFLMAO!!! You're right. It doesn't. All we have to go on is the profound wisdom you impart to us here, in these threads. And clearly, you are one of the enlightened, and it behooves us to bask in your syntax and elucidation.

I'm more inclined to believe there is some kind of "Punk'd" game going on where people say the most outrageous and stupid things and then see how long they can go claiming it's reality before a major crowd comes by to call bullshit.

We shall not wait for the major crowd, LT. It's You vs. The World (see previous comment). FUCK the tyranny of the majority...we don't need consensus...at least I don't.
I need only ONE THING. YOUR WORD.

Then, I confidently do the opposite...secure in the knowledge that I have certainly avoided doing the dumbest thing possible.
I might not be right...but I ain't YOU. And that's goddamn reassuring.



That wasn't over your head, was it?

 

[Recidiva]

Quit feeding him!

You're not my mother! You can't tell me what to do!

Besides, I never listened to her anyway, I'm afraid.