patientlee
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We have Stripper Pole Santa.
(The definitions of naughty and nice are a little different at our house.)
(The definitions of naughty and nice are a little different at our house.)
Some people have an Elf on a Shelf...
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I like it when you are on the "naughty list"
lovecraft68
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Oh, get your mind out of the gutter! The fat guys got a fire hat on, that's just the fire pole!
Or that's what you can tell the kids anyway.
Or that's what you can tell the kids anyway.
Oh, get your mind out of the gutter! The fat guys got a fire hat on, that's just the fire pole!
Or that's what you can tell the kids anyway.
I'm sorry, but my 5 y/o will tell you a fire pole is attached at the top and the bottom. Since there is a knob at the top of the pole, it can not be a fire pole.
Can't argue with that logic.
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Okay, you gave us the teaser pic, now where exactly is the promised Santa on a stripper pole? Doopey, I assume that is your job... so let's see...
patientlee
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Leave him out of this! I'm not accepting his logic until he can read.
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patientlee
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Considering the site you're on you shouldn't be in a hurry for him to read.
He's the only one that gets to sit next to me when I'm on the computer. He's getting there though.
You asked....
patientlee
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Oh my god.
That's all I can say.
I'm sorry that you all have to scratch your eyeballs out now.
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patientlee
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That's about right!
That's why she make me turns the light off before becoming intimate.
patientlee
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Oh honey. Reread what you wrote. I think you've been hitting the bottle again.
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We like to leave the lights on. My wife says she can't see the scratches in the dark
patientlee
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I totally believe that. I'm on Part 2 Chapter 1.
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patientlee
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I thought there was going to be a sexy male elf pic.Elf ears run in my family. Just thought I'd mention that.
Haha. That's fun!
lovecraft68
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I thought there was going to be a sexy male elf pic.
I posted a pic in JBJ shrine thread
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Seriously, the ears on the women in my family need to be researched. My granddaughter has my ears and hands. Elfs.
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I posted a pic in JBJ shrine thread
And PILOT prolly drooled on it all night. I hope you feel unclean and used, now.
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the way your mother used to feel?
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Mine prefer the lights out during sex. She claims the lamp creates an annoying glare on the TV-screen...
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