Some people have an Elf on a Shelf...

patientlee

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We have Stripper Pole Santa.

(The definitions of naughty and nice are a little different at our house.)
 
Oh, get your mind out of the gutter! The fat guys got a fire hat on, that's just the fire pole!

Or that's what you can tell the kids anyway.:D
 
Oh, get your mind out of the gutter! The fat guys got a fire hat on, that's just the fire pole!

Or that's what you can tell the kids anyway.:D

I'm sorry, but my 5 y/o will tell you a fire pole is attached at the top and the bottom. Since there is a knob at the top of the pole, it can not be a fire pole.

Can't argue with that logic.
 
I'm sorry, but my 5 y/o will tell you a fire pole is attached at the top and the bottom. Since there is a knob at the top of the pole, it can not be a fire pole.

Can't argue with that logic.

You really shouldn't be discussing knobs and poles with your kids.

Just saying.
 
Okay, you gave us the teaser pic, now where exactly is the promised Santa on a stripper pole? Doopey, I assume that is your job... so let's see...
 
I'm sorry, but my 5 y/o will tell you a fire pole is attached at the top and the bottom. Since there is a knob at the top of the pole, it can not be a fire pole.

Can't argue with that logic.

Leave him out of this! I'm not accepting his logic until he can read.
 
We like to leave the lights on. My wife says she can't see the scratches in the dark
 
I thought there was going to be a sexy male elf pic. :( Elf ears run in my family. Just thought I'd mention that. :)
 
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