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I think the rest is pretty funny or refreshingly honest, like my grandmother....If the kid's too fat, he's too fat..geesh

Queen's Husband Upsets Boy in 'Fat' Remark
LONDON (Reuters) - Queen Elizabeth's gaffe-prone husband Prince Philip was
reported on Friday to have told a boy he was too fat to be an astronaut.

Several British newspapers said Philip, 80, made the remark when 13-year-old
Andrew Adams said he wanted to go up in a space rocket.

``He told me 'You'll have to lose weight if you want to go in that',''
Andrew was quoted as saying by the Mirror tabloid. ''I didn't feel too good
about what he said. It did hurt my feelings, but I tried to laugh it off by
pretending he was only joking.''

Philip was visiting a rocket project at Salford University in northern
England.

Andrew's mother Jacqueline told newspapers she was furious at the prince's
comment.

``I couldn't understand why someone of that caliber should make such a
distasteful remark,'' she said.

Buckingham Palace was not immediately available for comment.

Philip is legendary for gaffes that have managed to offend, among others,
the deaf, Hungarians, Chinese and Scots.

During a visit to China in 1986 Philip described Beijing as ''ghastly'' and
told British students: ``If you stay here much longer you'll all be
slitty-eyed.''

In 1995, he asked a Scottish driving instructor: ``How do you keep the
natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?''

And in 1981, when Britain was in the grips of a savage recession, he
remarked: ``Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are
complaining they are unemployed.''
 
I am thinking I like this quote: ``Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.''
 
Prince Phillip has made another gaff, this time he's reduced a teenager to tears by telling him "You're too fat to be an astronaut"


some of his previous blunders include :


1981 - At the height of the recession...
'Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they're complaining
they're unemployed.'

1986 - To British students in China...
'If you stay here much longer, you'll all be slitty-eyed.'

1986 - To the World Wildlife Fund...
'If it's got four legs and it's not a chair the Cantonese will eat it.'

1993 - To a Briton in Hungary...
'You can't have been here that long, you haven't got a potbelly.'

1995 - To a Scottish driving instructor...
'How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the
driving test.'

1996 - Post Dunblane...
'Gun club members are no more dangerous than members of a squash club or
golf club.'

1997 - At the site of a British massacre in India...
'Vastly exaggerated.'

1998 - To a student in Papua New Guinea...
'You managed not to get eaten then.'

1999 - Of an untidy fuse box in Scotland...
'Looks like it was put in by an Indian.'

1999 - To deaf kids standing by a steel band...
'No wonder you're deaf.'


btw that list was nicked by me from another BBS :)


hehe i started a similier thread to this but you have the full story ... this was my post though it shows the other "funny" gaffs he makes :)
 
just the harmless words of an eccentric old man...leave it to the media to make him look like a bad guy..

If the kid's too fat, he's too fat!!!

I also like the remark about leisure and unemployment, also "If it's got four legs and it's not a chair, the Cantonese will eat it."

He seems like a throwback to the 1800s, charming in a way
 
you have a point there....it wouldn't do to have your head of state or government pissing off every country

some of those things are just so creative, like hungarians and pot bellies...where does he come up with stuff like that? It's like having Don Rickles in your royal family (old commedian who used to make fun of everyone and every group years ago, last seen getting killed with a telephone receiver by Joe Pesci in "Casino")
 
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