Don K Dyck
Devilish Don Downunder
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Good evening. And here is the news.
German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder has come out in favour of the peaceful disarmament of Iraq.
SCHROEDER GRASPS CHANCE FOR PEACE
Australia is preparing for the World Peace March this week-end with events occurring in all State capital cities and many regional centres across the country.
AUSSIES RALLY FOR PEACE
Allan Greenspan, Chairman of the U$ Federal Reserve Bank, has come out against the proposed Bush "taxcuts for the rich" because these government handouts will cost the remaining U$ taxpayers about $US695 billion per year. Such generosity is unpatriotic at a time when government expenditure is soaring out of control while purchasing munitions and ordnance to exterminate the owners of undeveloped oil reserves in the Middle East.
GREENSPAN AGAINST BUSH'S ECONOMIC POLICY
The CIA has confessed that it received the alleged bin Laden tapes some five days before they were released. This delay was necessary so that the necessary alterations to inflame the American people could be inserted with an indistinct Middle Eastern accent.
US GOT BIN LADEN TAPES EARLY
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world the news just gets better . . . The North Korean government is deeply offended that the Bush Administration has ignored their bold return to nuclear capability. The North Korean government has announced that they have the capacity to strike at every xenophobic American anywhere in the world. The CIA has confirmed that this extends their present abilities well beyond Japan and South Korea . . . However, as there are no undeveloped oil reserves in North korea it is unlikely that the Bush Administration will take them seriously.
NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES NUCLEAR MISSILE STRIKE CAPACITY
Now to sport . . . Australia beat England 3-1 in the soccer proving that all the aussies playing for English clubs are at least as good as a team as any group of Poms. This success is lauded as the first in what is predicted to be a long succession following the fine tradition of cricket, tennis, swimming and Rugby, Rugby League and beer drinking.
And now to the weather . . . sunny and dry across southern Oz . . . snow and chill in Canada . . . the preliminary events for the Iditarod Sled Dog Race in Alaska are unlikely to be affected by these conditions.
Good night.
German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder has come out in favour of the peaceful disarmament of Iraq.
SCHROEDER GRASPS CHANCE FOR PEACE
Australia is preparing for the World Peace March this week-end with events occurring in all State capital cities and many regional centres across the country.
AUSSIES RALLY FOR PEACE
Allan Greenspan, Chairman of the U$ Federal Reserve Bank, has come out against the proposed Bush "taxcuts for the rich" because these government handouts will cost the remaining U$ taxpayers about $US695 billion per year. Such generosity is unpatriotic at a time when government expenditure is soaring out of control while purchasing munitions and ordnance to exterminate the owners of undeveloped oil reserves in the Middle East.
GREENSPAN AGAINST BUSH'S ECONOMIC POLICY
The CIA has confessed that it received the alleged bin Laden tapes some five days before they were released. This delay was necessary so that the necessary alterations to inflame the American people could be inserted with an indistinct Middle Eastern accent.
US GOT BIN LADEN TAPES EARLY
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world the news just gets better . . . The North Korean government is deeply offended that the Bush Administration has ignored their bold return to nuclear capability. The North Korean government has announced that they have the capacity to strike at every xenophobic American anywhere in the world. The CIA has confirmed that this extends their present abilities well beyond Japan and South Korea . . . However, as there are no undeveloped oil reserves in North korea it is unlikely that the Bush Administration will take them seriously.
NORTH KOREA ANNOUNCES NUCLEAR MISSILE STRIKE CAPACITY
Now to sport . . . Australia beat England 3-1 in the soccer proving that all the aussies playing for English clubs are at least as good as a team as any group of Poms. This success is lauded as the first in what is predicted to be a long succession following the fine tradition of cricket, tennis, swimming and Rugby, Rugby League and beer drinking.
And now to the weather . . . sunny and dry across southern Oz . . . snow and chill in Canada . . . the preliminary events for the Iditarod Sled Dog Race in Alaska are unlikely to be affected by these conditions.
Good night.
