Solve your own fucking problems.

Lancecastor

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I've got my own fish to fry.



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Rex, the word is "lose".

I know you're German, that just means you have to try harder. :)
 
mmm, fresh caught fish cooked over a fire.


Damnit, now I'm hungry and horny. Mental note: Avoid Lance for the rest of the evening.
 
Freya2 said:
mmm, fresh caught fish cooked over a fire.


Damnit, now I'm hungry and horny. Mental note: Avoid Lance for the rest of the evening.

Mental note: Hide trout next time.
 
4laterer said:
YES

I want some mackerel

where can I get mackerel at this time of night?

eh? eh?

I like smoked mackerel.

But it's hard to keep lit.
 
And I thought you already did.

Fry fish, that is.
 
Lancecastor said:
Mental note: Hide trout next time.

Mental Note II:

Start using: "Hey baby, wanna play hide the trout?"
Gut instincts say it'll score large with the babes.
 
Jeez, Brother Beaver - some smoked whitefish from Kakabeka Falls might be more appropriate... Nummers! :D



Or, alternatively, some Atlantic Salmon from Todd's backyard... They'd be holy, though... I think :rolleyes:
 
Lancecastor said:
Mental Note II:

Start using: "Hey baby, wanna play hide the trout?"
Gut instincts say it'll score large with the babes.

Lance, your trout makes me weak. Dress it up in a bit of leather and I'm yours.
 
Problem Child said:
Rex, the word is "lose".

I know you're German, that just means you have to try harder. :)

Last time I tried harder, I ended up with a permanent hardon.

I just wanted to really make sure that won't happen again :D
 
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