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ok, here's the long version of a short story. i used to work at a fireworks store. no, not a stand, a real live year-round store. fireworks supermarket, to be exact. and through some rather secretive means, i managed to appropriate a rather large quantity of fireworks over the year and a half that i worked there, the majority of which are currently sitting in my closet.
on to my justification of this
about a month after i was fired (the new manager wanted a new crew, that bitch) i was called up by the previously mentioned manager.
a bit of info about her
she has leathery skin, fake boobs, and takes steroids. and she drinks smoothies. these are all negative qualitites.
on with the story
she called me up about a month after she fired me and told me that she and her boyfriend wanted me to be the meat in their love sandwich. ick.
a bit of info about the boyfriend.
a squat little guy with close-set eyes and a surly attitude. a complete asshole with no attractive qualities whatsoever. the thought of seeing this mother fucker naked makes me feel like there's vomiting butterflies in my stomach. ick.
but this story actually has nothing to do with either of them.
back to the fireworks in my closet
i was putting up my laundry while smoking a clove. listening to music and singing along, i was pleasantly absent minded. it wasn't until i actually saw the clove right next to one of the larger multi-shots (those cakes that shoot out lots of stuff from only one fuse) that i realized i was being very stupid. we didn't allow smoking in my store, and i usually abstain from smoking in my closet (not that hard if ya think about it) but there i was, threatening to end my own life in a large colorful blast. i would also, probably, take out a good chunk of my neighbor's ajoining wall as well. what fun.
which brought about an interesting question and i rushed to my computer, cigaratte in hand, to type this thread.
do any of you dabble in self-edge play? like autoeroticasphyxiation? i know, this probably belongs over in the "kinky self love" thread, but i didn't want to muddle it up with my rather morbid near-suicide sexual questions. nor did i want to hijack MissT's wonderful thread!
ok, i'm done now, discuss!
on to my justification of this
about a month after i was fired (the new manager wanted a new crew, that bitch) i was called up by the previously mentioned manager.
a bit of info about her
she has leathery skin, fake boobs, and takes steroids. and she drinks smoothies. these are all negative qualitites.
on with the story
she called me up about a month after she fired me and told me that she and her boyfriend wanted me to be the meat in their love sandwich. ick.
a bit of info about the boyfriend.
a squat little guy with close-set eyes and a surly attitude. a complete asshole with no attractive qualities whatsoever. the thought of seeing this mother fucker naked makes me feel like there's vomiting butterflies in my stomach. ick.
but this story actually has nothing to do with either of them.
back to the fireworks in my closet
i was putting up my laundry while smoking a clove. listening to music and singing along, i was pleasantly absent minded. it wasn't until i actually saw the clove right next to one of the larger multi-shots (those cakes that shoot out lots of stuff from only one fuse) that i realized i was being very stupid. we didn't allow smoking in my store, and i usually abstain from smoking in my closet (not that hard if ya think about it) but there i was, threatening to end my own life in a large colorful blast. i would also, probably, take out a good chunk of my neighbor's ajoining wall as well. what fun.
which brought about an interesting question and i rushed to my computer, cigaratte in hand, to type this thread.
do any of you dabble in self-edge play? like autoeroticasphyxiation? i know, this probably belongs over in the "kinky self love" thread, but i didn't want to muddle it up with my rather morbid near-suicide sexual questions. nor did i want to hijack MissT's wonderful thread!
ok, i'm done now, discuss!
