Soft Balls

[Lancecastor]

I'm not much of a football fan, but lots of my friends are Patriot fans.

This underinflation thing is pretty funny....personally, I think brady jumped the shark years ago and he's guilty.

You?

 

[dolf]

I like soft balls. the skin feels all crinkly and thin.
they're not as nice when they go hard and tight.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I think he's a cyborg.

 

[dolf]

cyborgs would have hard balls, surely?

 

[Lancecastor]

He does have thin lips, so he could be an alien...nice catch, I hadn't considered that.

I was thinking about having a baglift to give my sac a more youthful profile...until Dolf shared.

 

[dolf]

I can now be considered to have led a productive life.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I want to grab a torch and march with the mob, but Christ, it's 2 psi. I'd graciously look the other way if the NFL would let the players crash into each other brutally again.

 

[Lancecastor]

I was surprised to learn home teams control the ball supply...that's an anomaly in other homoerotic spandex activities, I believe.

(Perhaps Killswitch is around and can clarify that point?)

Dolf, you once had a productive cough, so don't sell yourself short.

 

[RobDownSouth]

http://i1239.photobucket.com/albums/ff502/Soonyigump/pressure_zpsugumf6h9.jpg

 

[toubab]

I was surprised to learn home teams control the ball supply...that's an anomaly in other homoerotic spandex activities, I believe.

(Perhaps Killswitch is around and can clarify that point?)

Dolf, you once had a productive cough, so don't sell yourself short.

Home teams only control the balls they use themselves on offense. They don't control the balls the away team uses, or balls used in the kicking game.

 

[Lancecastor]

Home teams only control the balls they use themselves on offense. They don't control the balls the away team uses, or balls used in the kicking game.

Yes...from the Rule Book for HomoBall:

"The home club shall have 36 balls for outdoor games and 24 for indoor games available for testing with a pressure gauge by the referee two hours prior to the starting time of the game to meet with League requirements. Twelve (12) new footballs, sealed in a special box and shipped by the manufacturer, will be opened in the officials’ locker room two hours prior to the starting time of the game. These balls are to be specially marked with the letter "k" and used exclusively for the kicking game. "

 

[toubab]

Yes...from the Rule Book for HomoBall:

"The home club shall have 36 balls for outdoor games and 24 for indoor games available for testing with a pressure gauge by the referee two hours prior to the starting time of the game to meet with League requirements. Twelve (12) new footballs, sealed in a special box and shipped by the manufacturer, will be opened in the officials’ locker room two hours prior to the starting time of the game. These balls are to be specially marked with the letter "k" and used exclusively for the kicking game. "

Both starting quarterbacks get to pick the balls they wish to use during the game, and have their equipment manager work the balls up the way they like them.

 

[LadyFunkenstein]

https://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2015/01/gisele-tom-brady-new-york-post.jpg?w=650&h=733

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Tommy "plugs..."

 

[Tryharder62]

I didn't know there was this much to know about balls.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

I've thought about it and my take is that it happens a lot more than you think.

 

[PoppingTom]

Soft ball = weichei = wimp......and you even champion it