Socks On or Socks Off?

[oggbashan]

The last gay porn film I watched, the guys were wearing hiking boots and some sort of European boy scout uniforms.

Do they even have something like the Boy Scouts in Europe?

Yes we do. We (or rather Baden-Powell) invented them in 1907. Boy Scouts and Girl Guides often feature in fantasies (but not on Lit - they're too young).

When I was a Boy Scout, you could stay in the Scout Movement until 21 so legal sex (16 in the UK) was a possibility if your partner could stop giggling.

You were a Wolf Cub until 11, a Scout from 11 to 16, a Senior Scout from 16 to 18, and a Rover Scout from 18 to 21. After that you had to become at least an Assistant Scout Leader.

The rules have changed a lot since my day. Scouts are younger and girls can join the Scouts instead of the Girl Guides.

In 1957 we celebrated 50 years of Scouting. The Scouts and Guides cooperated locally in displays to mark the anniversary. Shock! Horror! Girl Guides and Boy Scouts camping close together.

I remember 1957 as being VERY enjoyable. I can't describe what happened on this site.

Og

 

[Liar]

Do they even have something like the Boy Scouts in Europe?

Yes.

For the record, they, both boy scouts and girl scouts, do it with their socks off.

#L

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yes.

For the record, they, both boy scouts and girl scouts, do it with their socks off.

#L

Omg! I think I have a whole new set of fantasies, thanks Liar!

When I was a Boy Scout, you could stay in the Scout Movement until 21 so legal sex (16 in the UK) was a possibility if your partner could stop giggling.

Og, you didn't tell us how long you stayed in scouts. Or are you still in them? Hey, do you have any pictures?

 

[oggbashan]

Og, you didn't tell us how long you stayed in scouts. Or are you still in them? Hey, do you have any pictures?

I shouldn't admit it on this site, but I was a Queen's Scout (=Eagle Scout in US), and I stayed a Scout until six months after my 18th birthday.

Three times I went to Buckingham Palace, as a Scout, to act as a car park attendant and car door opener at the Queen's Garden Parties. At one of them I wore a sheathed 24inch razor sharp machete as part of my uniform. I can't imagine that being allowed today.

The other two times I wore a sheathed Bowie knife.

For the last few months as a Scout I wore a girl's Young Pioneer's belt instead of my Scout belt. I had swapped it with the Young Lady Pioneer in what was then Yugoslavia. That might have got her into trouble with the Communist Party for inappropriate behaviour with an Imperialist Lackey. Fun, though.

Og

 

[OhMissScarlett]

For the last few months as a Scout I wore a girl's Young Pioneer's belt instead of my Scout belt. I had swapped it with the Young Lady Pioneer in what was then Yugoslavia. That might have got her into trouble with the Communist Party for inappropriate behaviour with an Imperialist Lackey. Fun, though.

Og

Tales of your young life inspire the most filthy and obcsure fantasies. All in a legal age setting, of course.

 

[TheEarl]

Jeff: Right, have you thought through your foreplay yet?
Steve: Foreplay?
Jeff: I mean when exactly do you take your socks off? My advice is to get the off with the shoes and before the trousers. That's the sock gap" Miss it, and suddenly you're a naked man in socks. No self respecting woman will ever let a naked man in socks do the squelchy with her.
Patrick (laughing incredulously): Socks? That's your foreplay tip?
<Jeff gives him a look of hatred>
Jeff: Many men have fallen through the sock gap, Patrick. Under the garden of Earthly delights, there lurks a deadly pit of socks.

Think that says it all.

The Earl

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Under the garden of Earthly delights, there lurks a deadly pit of socks.

 

[Guest]

Socks OFF, most definitely. A naked guy in socks, no thank you! Same goes for me, although I do like to wear my knee-high black boots, and so does he. No, that sounded wrong. He doesn't like to wear them himself, he likes me wearing them.

Lou

 

[shereads]

When I was a Boy Scout, you could stay in the Scout Movement until 21 so legal sex (16 in the UK) was a possibility if your partner could stop giggling.

I can't.

 

[Guest]

Doing the squelchy!

I love that expression. I want to try out, "Let's get squelchy."

Perdita

 

[oggbashan]

I can't.

Neither could they. Short shorts, gartered socks and knobbly knees were not attractive, even at 18+.

Og

PS. Unless they were wearing an equally unattractive uniform such as a Young Pioneer.

 

[shereads]

Neither could they. Short shorts, gartered socks and knobbly knees were not attractive, even at 18+.

Og

PS. Unless they were wearing an equally unattractive uniform such as a Young Pioneer.

All I know about your Boy Scouts and Girl Guides, I learned from an episode of "To the Manor Born." Do you Brits watch British TV? We do.

Edited to add: Benny Hill doesn't count. "The Fall & Rise of Reginald Perrin" counts twice, because America will never have a situation comedy that begins with a failed suicide.

 

[shereads]

Oops. That was a hijacking attempt, wasn't it? Sorry.

<returns controls to pilot>

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Oops. That was a hijacking attempt, wasn't it? Sorry.

<returns controls to pilot>

It's ok, Carson's still at work. Oh, but just wait until he gets home. SPANK!

 

[carsonshepherd]

It's ok, Carson's still at work. Oh, but just wait until he gets home. SPANK!

I'm home now and I've got my paddle. Line up... who's first?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Me first! Me! Me!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Normally, I like sex with the socks off, but you just don't have time to take off your shoes and socks when you're having a quickie in an Italian alley, do you?

 

[rgraham666]

I wouldn't know, never having been to Italy.

It seems unlikely though.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Me first! Me! Me!

Ah yes. And in my absence, I assign you the arduous task of adminstering the spankings.

Proceed.

 

[Jagged]

Colleen.......don't get me wrong I love a woman in heels......just love to kiss pretty feet and feel legs wrapped around me.....porn is erotic but sometimes to fake to enjoy for me

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Ah yes. And in my absence, I assign you the arduous task of adminstering the spankings.

Proceed.

Don't throw me in that briar patch.

 

[scheherazade_79]

All my socks have cartoon characters on them... so yes, I usually take them off during sex - unless it's pitch black and freezing cold.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Anybody for one sock on, one sock off? Adding a little frenzy to the whole thing.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Anybody for one sock on, one sock off? Adding a little frenzy to the whole thing.

Sure, as long as it's not on your foot.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Sure, as long as it's not on your foot.

Precisely what I had in mind.