Social situation,please help!

DemianBiros

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Only been a member for a week,so please bear with me.I find myself in a somewhat unusual situation,and it's not covered by Emily Post.


Yesterday evening,I was told that as a new member I was expected to bugger someone named Dolf. Seems everyone on the board is expected to have a go as a part of belonging here.Well,I'm game,but would put forth a few questions to the existing board members as to how to make this as enjoyable for Dolf as for me.Please respond to the following questions frankly and honestly.Thanks in advance!

1.Does Dolf have a favorite position?If not,might I suggest the first illustration in the story "Self Service,Ch.5".+10 if Dolf is a t-gurl!
2.Does Dolf have a military fetish?If so,I can offer up from Spartan/helot thru Captain/cabinboy,although the whole rum,sodomy and the lash thing has gotten old.
3.Is Dolf smooth?I don't mind some body hair,but the whole hair suit thing is difficult.Would he be willing to at least shave his back if the scenario in question #1 is not to his taste?

I await the knowledge of those who have gone before.........

P.S.SAFE SEX ONLY,no money shot before I get to know dear Dolf!:)
 
26 posts per day... Really, dude?

See, at one point, I thought that *I* had no life. My eyes have now been open to how very wrong I was. :rolleyes:
 
Well,when i find something interesting,I tend to run with it full tilt so I can understand it,lol!Besides,this is probably the only non-boring computer time I've had in years!


back to the original subject:any suggestions for the Buggering of Dolf?
 
dolf sored my butt after my 500th post. even the weight of her knockers over my back was over whelming. hi! my name is tang god and you might remember from such reads as the buggering of tang god by dolf.
 
Only been a member for a week,so please bear with me.I find myself in a somewhat unusual situation,and it's not covered by Emily Post.


Yesterday evening,I was told that as a new member I was expected to bugger someone named Dolf. Seems everyone on the board is expected to have a go as a part of belonging here.Well,I'm game,but would put forth a few questions to the existing board members as to how to make this as enjoyable for Dolf as for me.Please respond to the following questions frankly and honestly.Thanks in advance!

1.Does Dolf have a favorite position?If not,might I suggest the first illustration in the story "Self Service,Ch.5".+10 if Dolf is a t-gurl!
2.Does Dolf have a military fetish?If so,I can offer up from Spartan/helot thru Captain/cabinboy,although the whole rum,sodomy and the lash thing has gotten old.
3.Is Dolf smooth?I don't mind some body hair,but the whole hair suit thing is difficult.Would he be willing to at least shave his back if the scenario in question #1 is not to his taste?

I await the knowledge of those who have gone before.........

P.S.SAFE SEX ONLY,no money shot before I get to know dear Dolf!:)


Please tell me this is a sick joke....
 
Reading the OP as written, makes me think this guy is asking about sex with Dorf.

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as a rule: female noobs get a mandatory go with me as part of belonging here.

Really? I never received that memo when I first got here.

I wasn't aware a Tang God existed either. Had I known that, I might have kicked Sunny D to the curb a long time ago.
 
Only been a member for a week,so please bear with me.I find myself in a somewhat unusual situation,and it's not covered by Emily Post.


Yesterday evening,I was told that as a new member I was expected to bugger someone named Dolf. Seems everyone on the board is expected to have a go as a part of belonging here.Well,I'm game,but would put forth a few questions to the existing board members as to how to make this as enjoyable for Dolf as for me.Please respond to the following questions frankly and honestly.Thanks in advance!

1.Does Dolf have a favorite position?If not,might I suggest the first illustration in the story "Self Service,Ch.5".+10 if Dolf is a t-gurl!
2.Does Dolf have a military fetish?If so,I can offer up from Spartan/helot thru Captain/cabinboy,although the whole rum,sodomy and the lash thing has gotten old.
3.Is Dolf smooth?I don't mind some body hair,but the whole hair suit thing is difficult.Would he be willing to at least shave his back if the scenario in question #1 is not to his taste?

I await the knowledge of those who have gone before.........

P.S.SAFE SEX ONLY,no money shot before I get to know dear Dolf!:)

Get some lube, and bend over!
 
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