social networking and moron contamination

[dolf]

Even if you manage the near impossible and keep your own contact list moron free, you're subjected to the moronicity (totally a real word) of the morons that your contacts could not avoid & therefore have commenting on everything they post.

Don't pretend you're too nice to know what I mean!

 

[dolf]

Yeah well my aunt's sister's dog's best friend's groomer went to church with a man who knew a man whose cancer was cured by prayer, so I know for a FACT that chemotherapy is a money making scam!

 

[SkAoUt]

I've avoided that problem by only having friended morons.

 

[dolf]

I've avoided that problem by only having friended morons.

I hate you and I'm going to cry.

 

[parodyluvr75]

You can't escape the stupid, it's everywhere.

 

[glynndah]

I keep snopes open at all times when I'm on social media sites. It's not always a help, but my bitch slap doesn't reach that far.

 

[SkAoUt]

I hate you and I'm going to cry.

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I include myself in that categorization.

 

[dolf]

Well, if it makes you feel any better, I include myself in that categorization.

I was going to argue but then realised that including yourself was moronic enough to qualify. Knobend.

 

[dolf]

You can't escape the stupid, it's everywhere.

The longer I think about it, the more I'm forced to admit this is true. It hurts.

 

[dolf]

Oh, and all crime is a result of immigration, public floggings and hanging are the only cure for crime, this amazing new fad diet goes against all science and common sense but it totally works and, LOOK! A picture of my kid picking his nose. Awwwww!

 

[LillyO]

pictures of my kids picking there nose is totally awwwwy.









To me anyway.

 

[dolf]

well i have a pic of a gerbil with tail cancer and if you don't like & share it then you have no heart and hate jesus.

 

[LillyO]

Ohh poor gerbil.....i would share it with tons of people on fb.






I don't like half of them anyway or even remember them.

 

[ImSinister]

Even if you manage the near impossible and keep your own contact list moron free, you're subjected to the moronicity (totally a real word) of the morons that your contacts could not avoid & therefore have commenting on everything they post.

Don't pretend you're too nice to know what I mean!

It takes all my strength not to just start firing away at the really stupid posts but I usually catch myself - I don't want to be revealed as the bitter old crank I really am.

 

[tactful]

People need to go outside more often, rather than stay indoors, less chance of being contaminated, by morons, diseases, not so much.

 

[dolf]

People need to go outside more often, rather than stay indoors, less chance of being contaminated, by morons, diseases, not so much.

the morons are everywhere. parking on the sidewalk, leaving grocery carts sideways across the aisle, wearing crocs. there is no escape.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I wear crocs

 

[tactful]

I wear crocs

Somewhere, out there, are a few little crocs, shedding alligator tears, for loss of a parent.

the morons are everywhere. parking on the sidewalk, leaving grocery carts sideways across the aisle, wearing crocs. there is no escape.

Good point, but, they are not on your contact list.

 

[dolf]

I wear crocs

you are dead to me.

Good point, but, they are not on your contact list.

this town is the size of a postage stamp.
if i step outside everyone is on my contact list.

 

[naughtycakes]

Just take them off your feed, FB's version of iggy. Easy Peasy.

 

[dolf]

Just take them off your feed, FB's version of iggy. Easy Peasy.

work/family politics.

plus, i can't defriend perg. he sulks like you wouldn't believe!

 

[naughtycakes]

work/family politics.

plus, i can't defriend perg. he sulks like you wouldn't believe!

No, not defriend or delete, just take him off your feed. That way you won't see all his inane posts and activity unless you click on his profile.

 

[Killswitch]

No, not defriend or delete, just take him off your feed. That way you won't see all his inane posts and activity unless you click on his profile.

She doesn't really want to delete me...or ignore me.

She's just pissed about something.


Actually I'm just bullshitting. I really just wanted to say I like dolfs av.

 

[dolf]

No, not defriend or delete, just take him off your feed. That way you won't see all his inane posts and activity unless you click on his profile.

you know how needy he is though. ''why didn't you like my pic??'' and ''you never comment on my drinking coffee statuses anymore!!!''.

if i ignore another of his lolcatz, i'm afraid of what he might do to himself.

 

[Killswitch]

you know how needy he is though. ''why didn't you like my pic??'' and ''you never comment on my drinking coffee statuses anymore!!!''.

if i ignore another of his lolcatz, i'm afraid of what he might do to himself.

lmao....