Soccer MILFs

[sirhugs]

at the bottom of my street is a playground, where, this time of year, they have youth soccer. This field is exclusively the small kids. I don't have a great view of the fields, unless I stand obviously in my yard, but each weekday evening, a number of nubile yummy mommies wander past my front window, stirring more than merely my imagination...

 

[JRaven]

I'm sure no one would mind a spectator.

Most likely you'll be asked, "which one's yours?" Don't make the mistake of pointing out a kid at random. Just admit you're there to watch the game.

If asked further, you could always say something along the lines of "well it's cheaper than going to the <insert pro team here> game" or "it's funny watching them" or "well, you hafta admit, they DO play better than Manchester United."

If you're really bold, tell them you're writing an erotic story about a soccer MILF getting a little action on the side and you're doing character research. "We can walk back to my house, do a little in depth research, and be back before the game is over."

I'd go with you!

Jenny

 

[sxyhotwfe6649]

Soccer MILF's are great story fodder.

 

[silverwhisper]

sounds like a fun story beginning, sirhugs, but where's it go thereafter?

ed

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... I don't have a great view of the fields, unless I stand obviously in my yard, ...

I'm sure no one would mind a spectator.
Most likely you'll be asked, "which one's yours?" ...

In the UK a large man in blue uniform would be the first one to ask questions, beginning with, "Are you related to any of these children, sir?" even if you are in your own yard.

Telling him you are only interested in watching the mothers just will not be accepted, as "the safety of the children must come first".

If I saw a child in the street crying its eyes out, I would go the other way as fast as I could, because if I did the sensible and natural thing and asked what the problem was and why the child was crying, the next person to see me would assume I had molested the child and would probably attack me. I know it sounds unbelieveable, but that actually happened (not to me) in Cardiff.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

sounds like a fun story beginning, sirhugs, but where's it go thereafter?

I assume it meanders about a bit and ends up in the bedroom.

 

[sirhugs]

I assume it meanders about a bit and ends up in the bedroom.

*ouch*

 

[Erosian]

Lemonade stand in your yard?

It's fun to have some hotties in your front yard. One time, my next door neighbor's daughter and friends were kicking around a soccer ball in their front yard. They were dressed in the typical attire of tank top, wife beater, and short short.

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

I assume it meanders about a bit and ends up in the bedroom.

*ouch*

Sorry, no disrespect intended. This was supposed to be a one sentence summary, like this one for Romeo and Juliet: "Boy and girl fall in love but it ends badly".

 

[sirhugs]

Sorry, no disrespect intended. This was supposed to be a one sentence summary, like this one for Romeo and Juliet: "Boy and girl fall in love but it ends badly".

lol...my fault... I misread 'bedroom' as 'boredom'...

 

[sirhugs]

Lemonade stand in your yard?

It's fun to have some hotties in your front yard. One time, my next door neighbor's daughter and friends were kicking around a soccer ball in their front yard. They were dressed in the typical attire of tank top, wife beater, and short short.

if only I had a kid young enough to run it.
Hey! there's an angle...voyeur single Dad encourages his son to run lemonade stand as excuse to chast up/watch soccer MILFs. MILF's kid & Dad's kid start playing, want to go inside to play video games....giving Dad & MILF the opportunity to...

 

[Erosian]

if only I had a kid young enough to run it.
Hey! there's an angle...voyeur single Dad encourages his son to run lemonade stand as excuse to chast up/watch soccer MILFs. MILF's kid & Dad's kid start playing, want to go inside to play video games....giving Dad & MILF the opportunity to...

sell timeshare!

 

[Reshbod]

if only I had a kid young enough to run it.
Hey! there's an angle...voyeur single Dad encourages his son to run lemonade stand as excuse to chast up/watch soccer MILFs. MILF's kid & Dad's kid start playing, want to go inside to play video games....giving Dad & MILF the opportunity to...

Maybe he watches his niece or nephew for a few hours, while the MILF's are out and about. The parents pick the kids up and the dad continues chatting up the MILF.