So....?

Gee, I cant imagine why Christians are annoyed.

Its an Adam Lambert Moment, JJ, you wouldnt understand.
 
I think it is the perfect card for the season

I like it, He had to be the worlds most famous cuckold.
 
Drunk conversation I heard at the pub once:

"So Mary was a virgin, right?"

"Yeah."

"So it musta been Jesus that popped her cherry, you know, on the way out."

"You're one weird cookie, you know that?"
 
*giggles*
The ones upset may be the same ones abusing their faith for their own pettiness. I would think that God would be pissed off to be used by congressmen, as he probably was with his name used to begin wars.
 
I like it, He had to be the worlds most famous cuckold.
Hey! They weren't even married yet...at least I seem to recall they weren't when she got the news. That's why she was still a virgin. She and Joe were only engaged.
 
What the hell? People are pissed off about this? I like it.
I think it's hilarious--of course, logically, I have to presume that god rewarded Joe with a little something extra for looking after Jesus there, so maybe Joe was pretty good in the sack? He and Mary did have, what? Five other kids? :confused:
 
Some of you clowns might wanna learn more about Jewish traditions and their definitions of words. I mean, c'mon, what do any of you know about virgins? How can you mock experiences youve never had?
 
Some of you clowns might wanna learn more about Jewish traditions and their definitions of words. I mean, c'mon, what do any of you know about virgins? How can you mock experiences youve never had?

Ah, come on, JBJ, that everyone once was a virgin is one of the only axioms we have to cling to in life.

As for Joseph, he's one of the biggest unsung heros of the Bible.
 
Ah, come on, JBJ, that everyone once was a virgin is one of the only axioms we have to cling to in life.

As for Joseph, he's one of the biggest unsung heros of the Bible.

No, youre wrong on this one, almost none of the LIT gals were ever virgins..its a scientific fact.
 
...So they were done by pedophiles?? :eek:

Sort of would have to have been done in the womb (or earlier if you were some form of antiabortionist).

Think JBJ cornered himself on this one. His jab missed and he fisted the wall, poor baby.
 
Sort of would have to have been done in the womb (or earlier if you were some form of antiabortionist).

Think JBJ cornered himself on this one. His jab missed and he fisted the wall, poor baby.

Shadow boxing is a dangerous pass time, if you're too close to the walls. JBJ ought to get new glasses.
 
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