So....

[parodyluvr75]

....What would you do if someone tried to convert you to an opposing political or spiritual philosophy in a deserted place?

 

[dolf]

start making out with myself. obviously.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Three kinds of bad bush are known: Vietnam, Dubya, and DOLF.

 

[parodyluvr75]

start making out with myself. obviously.

That's hot.

Three kinds of bad bush are known: poison ivy, George W, and George H W .

You're right.

 

[Kalamain]

If I pick #8 I kinda have to pick #5.

Can't I just laugh and walk away like I normally do?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Same thing I do with the Seventh-Day Adventists, depending upon my time constraints I let them engage in a polite discussion before sending them on their way.

Never hurts to be polite. Who knows? maybe God is not Buddha...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Depends on how persuasive s/he is.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/06da30cd9e7130a302f8e2391421ff35/tumblr_nblt6zLGyB1tghbqho1_500.gif


Off to work. Doin' Capitalism ain't got no end.

 

[TwinkleStars]

"Really? You want to talk about that in our situation?"

If a coconut is nearby, I'd bonk their head with it and walk away to find food, water and shelter.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I can see her implants poppin'!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

That's hot.


You're right.

Jeb is killer bush. Don't go near him.

 

[subdued_passion]

....What would you do if someone tried to convert you to an opposing political or spiritual philosophy in a deserted place?

The easiest way to deal with anyone keen on selling you something, is to pretend like you've completely bought into their way of thinking right until the time they ask you to either commit your time or money. Then, you smile and politely ask them to go fuck themselves.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I have plenty of experience with this in everyday situations. Too many people proselytizing. I've gotten pretty good at telling them to fuck off in a nice way.

 

[parodyluvr75]

If I pick #8 I kinda have to pick #5.

Can't I just laugh and walk away like I normally do?

No, you have to at least pretend they make sense.

The easiest way to deal with anyone keen on selling you something, is to pretend like you've completely bought into their way of thinking right until the time they ask you to either commit your time or money. Then, you smile and politely ask them to go fuck themselves.

I can see you doing this.

I have plenty of experience with this in everyday situations. Too many people proselytizing. I've gotten pretty good at telling them to fuck off in a nice way.

So you don't want to be converted?

Being able to tell people to fuck off nicely is an art.

 

[CandiCame]

Mug them.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Mug them.

One of the reasons I love you.

 

[kbate]

Very Serious Thread Requiring Very Serious Response.

 

[subdued_passion]

I can see you doing this.

Unfortunately for me, I have a rather expressive face that gives away everything even while my mouth stays shut. I can never do well in face to face situations which require me to be dishonest about my thoughts/feelings.

Mug them.

I can see you doing this.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I can see her implants poppin'!

I gotcher implant!!

http://38.media.tumblr.com/633ceac8789f18476f3fe977217893ef/tumblr_n26xchlWyd1tuw4vfo3_400.gif

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Inject the venom!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Total mishandling of the specimen.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/dff219fe3e480f2cd6a9b3211a5d961b/tumblr_nbcczkmE631srwswuo1_400.gif

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's that neck exposure that puts you in real danger.



PUT SOME MEDICAL TAPE ON IT HONEY!!!

 

[MrRandyWatson]

....What would you do if someone tried to convert you to an opposing political or spiritual philosophy in a deserted place?

That depends on who the opposing party is.

If it's my wife, I laugh her off.

If it's a gorgeous black woman with a nice rack and a big, round ass, I seduce her, use my magic hands, and switch her around to my side.

If it's someone who's just mean and surly, I walk away and answer violence with more violence.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Unfortunately for me, I have a rather expressive face that gives away everything even while my mouth stays shut. I can never do well in face to face situations which require me to be dishonest about my thoughts/feelings.

I can go stone face, but only after years of practice. But if I've imbibed, I laugh.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Very Serious Thread Requiring Very Serious Response.

I'm glad someone made a serious reply, I'm not just all fluff and feathers, ya know.

 

[imalickin]

You left one off the list....

Punch them in the face and walk away.

or

Kill them. (deserted place, no one around to witness the event, why not )