so, you're all bored about the laptop.

[Sean]

So let's talk about the thousand dollars I sent Western Union to pay your rent.

You know, the one I have the receipt for.

 

[ZoeBird]

Why?????????

 

[TurdFergeson]

This is starting to read like a bad episode of "Judge Joe Brown".

 

[blunt_trauma]

good evening, you boozy bugger.

 

[Modern Mephisto]

You had a relationship with Scott?

 

[Sean]

Why?????????

Because certain people think it's my fault.

 

[ZoeBird]

Because certain people think it's my fault.

So???????? Certain people think I'm a skateboarding bird but do you see me starting threads about it????

 

[Sean]

So???????? Certain people think I'm a skateboarding bird but do you see me starting threads about it????

No-one cares about you.

 

[ZoeBird]

No-one cares about you.

Are you sure they care about you then?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

So let's talk about the thousand dollars I sent Western Union to pay your rent.

You know, the one I have the receipt for.

Dear Sean,

Nobody cares about the inner dysfunction of your failed relationship with MWF. You're only making yourself look like a whining little twat by dragging it up over and again.

Let it go, consider whatever losses you incurred as a try before you buy rental fee and leave it at that.

Sincerely,
UD

 

[TurdFergeson]

Judge...I paid her rent, gave her a laptop, and bought her at LEAST a half dozen Value Meals over the course of our relationship...I demand RETRIBUTION!

 

[Sean]

Are you sure they care about you then?

Shut up, Cade. You know as well as I do she will ride it.

 

[bronzeage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUaAfrA2h_8

 

[ZoeBird]

Shut up, Cade. You know as well as I do she will ride it.

Ride what? Why do you call everyone Cade? You seem like an angry person.

 

[Sean]

Dear Sean,

Nobody cares about the inner dysfunction of your failed relationship with MWF. You're only making yourself look like a whining little twat by dragging it up over and again.

Let it go, consider whatever losses you incurred as a try before you buy rental fee and leave it at that.

Sincerely,
UD

Dear Ulaven.

I stay from your pathetic little trials at intellect. I have low boredom tolerance.

 

[blunt_trauma]

i'm so tempted to post kittens now...

 

[Sean]

i'm so tempted to post kittens now...

I'm coming with knives. Big knives.

 

[blunt_trauma]

I'm coming with knives. Big knives.

and an axe? bring the axe!

and a black dress. obviously.

so what do you make of the budget?

 

[Sean]

and an axe? bring the axe!

and a black dress. obviously.

so what do you make of the budget?

You'd have to actually send it to me.

 

[blunt_trauma]

You'd have to actually send it to me.

the budget?
but...i'd have to pilfer the red case.
it may well be considered a terrorist act.

 

[pointless]

if you got anymore cash just lying around feel free to send it my way.

 

[HB1965]

Good evening Sean. What are you drinking tonight?

 

[blunt_trauma]

if you got anymore cash just lying around feel free to send it my way.

i have to say, i'm impressed there was any left after me.

well done that man!

 

[JohnnySavage]

$1000 would get me 2 hours of true love.

 

[torchthebitch]

Sean, it does get better. Thirty years on I now have a whole list of things to do to the heartbreaker. Not that it'll keep me warm in winter, but it does provide a raft of story ideas.