So why isn't Obama invited to the Royal Wedding?

England sided with the South during the civil war. Yes?

No.


"The Confederate government failed in its attempt to get Europe involved in the war militarily, particularly the United Kingdom and France. Southern leaders needed to get European powers to help break up the blockade the Union had created around the Southern ports and cities. Lincoln's naval blockade was 95% effective at stopping trade goods; as a result, imports and exports to the South declined significantly. The abundance of European cotton and the United Kingdom's hostility to the institution of slavery, along with Lincoln's Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico naval blockades, severely decreased any chance that either the United Kingdom or France would enter the war."
 
He'll be working on the Economy this weekend, you know creating jobs and shit.
 
I know one guy severly bummed out by the timing.

Prime Minister Stephen Harper and wife had an invite.

Doesn't the opposition go and force an election and fuck him up.

The election is next week and Steve is on the campaign trail and can't make it.

Wanna bet his wife has ripped him a new one over this.

If he doesn't get his majority...he will be divorced over it
 
So, Mr BEAN is invited

But HAS (never been) Obama and COLORED CUNT are'nt:D
 
The Royal Wedding, otherwise known as the " lucky sperm club".

Imagine being born into royality....holy shit
 
We Americans dont understand this, I guess.....

we do

Movie stars go on all talk shows to push their shit and scream at photo guys when they come out to GIVE EM PRIVACY!


WANNA BE PRIVATE?

DRIVE A FUCKING TRUCK!
 
we do

Movie stars go on all talk shows to push their shit and scream at photo guys when they come out to GIVE EM PRIVACY!


WANNA BE PRIVATE?

DRIVE A FUCKING TRUCK!

And make sure that you don't create a J Date profile.
:D
 
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