So who knows what a "Hot Weiner" is?

Oh god no. The only thing that belongs on French fries is ketchup. And lots of it. Come I think of it, ketchup belongs on almost anything.

blasphemy.

in any case, it'd be fries and mayo. for they are inseparable, soul-bound, indivisible combination of greasy deliciousness.

...i still think you're cool, regardless ;)
 
blasphemy.

in any case, it'd be fries and mayo. for they are inseparable, soul-bound, indivisible combination of greasy deliciousness.

...i still think you're cool, regardless ;)

Ditto about you, but I hate everything there is about mayo.
 
Oh god no. The only thing that belongs on French fries is ketchup. And lots of it. Come I think of it, ketchup belongs on almost anything.

Oh em gee. And here I thought you were cool. Ketchup is a watery affront to condiments everywhere and you are a terrorist.

Poutine is a sure sign of the end of days, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to pout it ine my mouth, am I right????

Just to rub salt in the wound, here are a list of other disgusting things I have seen Torontonians throw into their poutines/faces:
  • Pulled pork
  • Bacon
  • Turkey
  • Peas
  • Curry
  • Kimchi
  • Mushrooms
  • Truffle oil
 
Oh em gee. And here I thought you were cool. Ketchup is a watery affront to condiments everywhere and you are a terrorist.

Poutine is a sure sign of the end of days, but that doesn't stop me from wanting to pout it ine my mouth, am I right????

Just to rub salt in the wound, here are a list of other disgusting things I have seen Torontonians throw into their poutines/faces:
  • Pulled pork
  • Bacon
  • Turkey
  • Peas
  • Curry
  • Kimchi
  • Mushrooms
  • Truffle oil


[*]Pulled pork - nah, too much

[*]Bacon - same, too much

[*]Turkey - fuck turkey!

[*]Peas - fuck peas!

[*]Curry - this actually sounds delicious

[*]Kimchi - also sounds delicious

[*]Mushrooms - eh, not so much

[*]Truffle oil - fuck yeah!
 
what if i take some mayo and fancy it up and make it a garlic and white truffle aioli? still no go?

If it has any sort of mayo taste, I won't like it. If the garlic and other ingredients disguise the mayo, I may tolerate it. I'm too picky.

There's this little sandwich shop where I went to school. They sold bread ends for $1. I loved their house dressing. It's mayo based but also had garlic and other seasonings. That's probably the only mayo type dressing I've liked. It also may be due to the fact that I was a broke college student. Who knows.
 
Also, I have given up so many unhealthy things in my life. I cannot give up ketchup.
 
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