So which guys have a fake pussy besides Riff...

[T.H. Oughts]

I wanna hear if they are worth the ride please

Don't be shy about it guys, woman have fake dicks, so why can't men have fake pussies


I know I started a thread like this a couple of months ago, but we have a new bunch of people round here now.

 

[AusTess]

Oh my god have you SEEN one of them things?

Fucking awful,no shit.
Ugly.
Ugly ugly fuckng ugly.
If you could stop laughing long enough to fuck it?
More power to ya.

 

[riff]

I wish I had found her before I got robbed the other week or I would surely post a commemorative pic of her.

No... not me using her, just a picture of her...

Come on, fellas. Show some goddamned balls and join the human race. I am a bachelor for christsakes and I am not fucking anyone. There's nothing wrong with it. It feels fucking great. Don't be ashamed- what's the difference between using your hand a cyberskin vagina? I'll tell you what the difference is- A LOT!

If you don't have one, you should stoop your ass low and be the perfectly perverted and depraved scumbag you truly are and go out an get one. Trust me on this. It is well worth it.

I'm serious!

(just trying to help, TH) Some of them are bashful, I think.

 

[riff]

Oh my god have you SEEN one of them things?

Fucking awful,no shit.
Ugly.
Ugly ugly fuckng ugly.
If you could stop laughing long enough to fuck it?
More power to ya.

And a dildo doesn't look silly? hehehehe

 

[T.H. Oughts]

(just trying to help, TH) Some of them are bashful, I think.

Thanks baby, you are all man in my books.

 

[AusTess]

Well,i know He Who Thinks He's Boss doesn't think dildos look funny.

Quite often I've layed back and kinda pleasured myself while he watches.
"That looks fucking incredible,baby" are usually his words.
Or some variation of them words.


if i hadda watch him fuck a fake pussy?
I'd be on the floor in hysterics.

Sorry,i dont think there is anything wrong with them in principle,it's more the way they look.

 

[riff]

Well,i know He Who Thinks He's Boss doesn't think dildos look funny.

Quite often I've layed back and kinda pleasured myself while he watches.
"That looks fucking incredible,baby" are usually his words.
Or some variation of them words.


if i hadda watch him fuck a fake pussy?
I'd be on the floor in hysterics.

Sorry,i dont think there is anything wrong with them in principle,it's more the way they look.

Well, I confess.... there is some humor in that. I love watching a woman with a dildo. I guess I have just gotten over the ridiculousnerss of how it looks and the idea of it and surrendered to the fact that it feels DAMNED good. Not quite the real thing as having a woman to kiss, hold, and adore with my body, but hey... it does feel a lot better than my hand!

 

[AusTess]

Well then i guess ya go with what works.

And i guess you could always turn the lights out.
It'd be no different to fucking an ugly chick.*l*

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Ok guys, here's my toy..... tell me about yours now

 

[AusTess]

The only pics i have of my toy are umm more ya action shots.
It's name is Priscilla.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I think everybody knows about my favorite toy by now.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

I think everybody knows about my favorite toy by now.

True, but we still love hearing about it.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

The only pics i have of my toy are umm more ya action shots.
It's name is Priscilla.

I'd love to see Priscilla in action.... *wink wink, nudge nudge*

 

[Shockdoctor]

I think everybody knows about my favorite toy by now.

I'm new enough not to know about it.

I don't have any toys myself....unless I can count my penis as a toy.

 

[AusTess]

I'd love to see Priscilla in action.... *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Somethin in your eye,babe?

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Somethin in your eye,babe?

lol Tease

 

[AusTess]

lol Tease

Yes.
And i'm good at it.

 

[alexandraaah]

Ok guys, here's my toy..... tell me about yours now

clearly my vibrator is cheating on me.

edited to add: love the pic with the box...reminds me of when a man buys the car of his dreams and takes all sorts of pics.

plus i've heard it's worth much more on the antiques roadshow if it's in its original packaging.

 

[T.H. Oughts]

clearly my vibrator is cheating on me.

I hope it is as gooooooood for you as it is for me

 

[Rubyfruit]

clearly my vibrator is cheating on me.

LMAO - That was hysterical, Alexandrah.

Shockdoctor, I have a Sybian. I talk about it on my men liking anal sex thread, if you don't know what it is. I think somebody even posted a link about it.

 

[Shockdoctor]

Ah, a Sybian. I've read about those. Never thought about using it for anal sex/masturbation though... I get all kinds of new ideas every time I pop in here.